
laura had her bebe wendy. finally. and wendy is so tiny. congratulations crotchhair and the pee tree.

laura had her bebe wendy. finally. and wendy is so tiny. congratulations crotchhair and the pee tree.

so i didn’t vote and i feel dumb about it. i didn’t have my votecard and im not registered in this town to begin with so bollocks. would any of ‘em voted for me? sorry no.

ya’ll should rent dirty pretty things. tres jolie it is.
tres in the illest form
phil can u email me i lost your email it’s gone and you’re a lesbo
i’m gonna tan today i think or at least faketan.
no one even cares about my ithinkmanic blog i hate you guys
maybe ill see farenheit 9/11 again today it is tuesday afterall cheapday
maybe i will be a shootergirl when i get back from panama at that place what shows their vagina a lot


i knew her
use to follow everywhere we’d go
and it’s so sweet
now she’s sleeping with a boy i know
the boy i know
knows a pretty girl in every town
and the way they look
they were made to let each other down

and this is the cat at the head shop i forget the name of but shes vurry cute and she even talked to me im definitely touched since contact with animals is like thrilling and they don’t ever give you any guff should cat and assfucked dog go on a date?

this is the dog what gets fucked in the ass from a smaller doggy. i like to watch it. james is having a bbq and i made garlic butter rice and wrapped it up like a pilgrim would complete with butcher string and under tinfoil to make sure it is hot as the lake of fire
you are a lake of fire

im going to croon rufus wainwright all over the world
croon
true love is a trophy
and you said watch my head about it
baby you said
watch
my head about it
my head about it
no kidding

you can play me like a fiddle as long as i pull the strings
actually, pornography really just makes sex look unappealing
the brain doesn’t process negatives
when you pray, and you pray honestly, you send a beam of light out into the skies as clear and as powerful as a sunbeam that breaks through the clouds at the end of a rainy day; like the lights on the sidewalk outside the Academy Awards.
many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
pain is inevitable
suffering is optional
there is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness
what’s another word for thesaurus
i come from downtown born and ready for you
july 18 2000
breakfast consisted of sad bastard poached eggs – nasty. went to discotheque last nite w/ andres and his dreamteam – all dressed like the beastie boys – makin’ proper fools of ourselves cuttin’ a rug on the dancefloor to greasy jungle muzik.
“one nite in el paso the cops go into the crowd…”