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raymi says:
do u have any new gossip for me
Jamie says:
one sec
raymi says:
ok
Jamie says:
my boss was looking over my shoulder
Jamie says:
i had to pretend work
i am wearing over-sized pajama pants as a whole outfit right now. i pulled them right up over my ta-tas because my ta-tas are big right now from all this winter sitting around and filling them with beer and i guess i am pre-menstrual but i am always pre-menstrual so who knows really. so that sex, toys and chocolate episode that i was on will be airing april 29th at 11pm eastern time on the life network. in canada. sorry america. and i am not going to somehow put it online because i know i will not be ecstatic about myself on the show or any of my answers so you’ll just have to watch it and tape it and then put it on the internet and it can be the next pam and tommy thing to have downloaded because it is so awful.
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had band practise yesterday. hoowah. we are the next RUSH except coooooler.
last nite some messed up guy came over to fil and i on the stoop and told us ten different things at once about music and rain and losing his bank card and growing weed except he was all muffled-speaking and slurry.
it was one of those boy i’m glad i’m not you moments.
fil gave me flowers for valentine’s day and they have to stay in the wine cooler machine fridge because cid is psychotic. they may as well be in the cupboard. at dinner i was like you never told me i am preeeeeeeeetty yet tell me i am preeeeeeeeeeetty until fil asked what was wrong with me. my new “thing” is to be fake pervy in such a way that is both awkward and embarassing. i raise my eyebrows and wink and do this effeminate and sleazy wave during movies and conversation.
it’s starting to catch on.
this is my favorite poem
The Person That is Always Great
I am smart and I am great
and I am never ever late
About my greatness I’ll tell you now
When anyone sees me, they should bow
And my smartness that comes now
When people see me, they wonder how
How I get great papers all the time
And how I made this great, great rhyme
I’m also creative as you all know
Because you all always tell me so
So that’s about the last of it
because I’ve run out of time
That’s not the only reason
I’ve also run out of rhyme
by Jamie Boud – Grade 5
ps the grammys were the epitome of stupid last nite that’s why we rented a movie. every presenter looks awkward and has zero comedic timing skills and then every 2 minutes there’s some black and white photo montage of boring old musicians and then queen latifa is like give it up to little richard like he invented rock and roll and gwen stefani’s shirt was falling apart as in that’s how it was suppose to look. like a joke.
at the beginning of the grammys i said something dumb because i am an airhead and was confused from watching america’s funniest home videos with fil’s parents and laughing at dogs falling on ice so much i guess i destroyed part of my brain anyhow during the musical beginning of various bands playing all at the same time i said hey i didn’t know there was going to be music on this award’s show aren’t they[audience/movie stars] lucky to see that.
then everyone looked at me like i was eating glue because i thought the grammys were the academy awards.
rocky and i are hugging right now because it is valentine’s day and i said happy valentine’s day rocky and he said zero plus three equals burger king meow.
i told fil that if we have to dress up tonite i will only be able to do this if i dress like a librarian or a hooker. he said he is not dressing up. good.
rented Elephant last nite and it is slow moving and arty and disturbing and then it just ends and you’re like guh? it’s basically a rip-off of what happened at columbine except nowhere does it say that it is but you get it once the dudes show up with bombs and guns and combat clothes like they are in a movie. it’s pretty fucked. my dad threw a snowball at the window just as the movie was getting all tense and i got MAD.
i dunno why it’s called elephant because there is nothing about an elephant in it at all. the whole thing is just these highschool dorks walking around the school really slow and then once in awhile it goes in slow motion and you’re like HURRY UP WE GET IT YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO THE BATHROOM YOU TEENAGER ARRRRRRRRR.
