my good ole buddy Pitt aka dad is doing this right to play thing, he runs, we donate money, he blows out his lungs running, a bunch of money goes to this.

as with everything he takes on, pitt is severely competitive and focused so throw some bucks his way so that i don’t have to, i mean, so that the chillens can play.

-santana

Good news true believers…Thanks to the promos by Matt Good, Tony Pierce, Chad Ciavarro, and shortly, Raymi The Minx: I’ve been forced to raise my goals for fundraising from $1000 to $2000.

I haven’t figured out a prize for west coasters but I’m working on it.

i gave my hair a trim it looks less like barf now i like it when stupids say oh your hair will totally grow faster if you give it a trim. uh how, why? one chick told me she gave her bangs a totally retardo chop and her grandma sent her to school anyway and by the time she got there her hair had grown back to normal, oh, you don’t say?

it’s pretty out, i want to go blow a bunch of money and get rid of a lot of clothes seeing as raymistore bit it hard, i am just going to garbage bag a ton of shit and donate it, IF i am feeling ambitious i will take pictures of some things so my lady friends can come by and take thems. i will never assume because i am a famous blogger, that people want my junk just cos it came into contact with me, again. well, i will likely assume it all the time, i just won’t put it into action. anymore.

speaking of garage sales and clothes, if someone truly loved me they would get me one of kurt’s flannel shirts or something what courtney is cuckooing away, thanks.

so yeah i want a nice red dress and new shoes and new jeans. i realise the majority of clothes i have do not fit me right, too tight in places, unfashionably baggy in others, jackets that make me look like a pear with legs, come on.

maybe i’ll go for a tan also.

MORE IMPORTANT HARD-HITTING NEWS TO COME FELLAS!

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hi,
i just stumbled upon your site
literally a few days ago.
linked via a photographer friend from Toronto.
love the insanity and savagery.
word down the pipeline is
you’re pretty famous.
or well-known.
or well-spotted.
a celeb?
maybe.
anyway, you’ve just hooked
another fan.
thanks.
love the dreadlock bit.
brilliant.
i fucking hate guys like that.
the end.
best,
Lx

i forgot about this shit, if you want to vote go ahead, i can check to see who actually voted and who didn’t so if you want to be in the good books, sign up.

i got clipped in the back by a door at union waiting for the train on the platform by a lady with a seeing eyedog i had ten thousand things in my hands and i was pretty weak-feeling from not eating all day and the door winded me so i turned and went JESUS CHRIST in this totally cunty voice and this other chick goes SHE HAS A SEEING EYE DOG and i went all quietly “oh” and thought so this is ok that i can’t breath right now and my shoulderblade will most likely be bruised cos this woman can’t see yet she has an aide with her on top of a guide dog AND NEITHER DID THEIR FUCKING JOB and i was not allotted my public bitchy tirade cos this lady is disabled?

you’d think her pal would have given me a fucking head’s up i was crammed against the door cos of all the people on the platform and the train had just pulled in and then i got blasted in the back super hard eskgtjhreq0ohvfdxv m vdn brgklr

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the person who told me that the lady who hit me had a guide dog was not the guided ladies babysitter, just some witness, WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE RAGELOR IS HERE WHATS UP! IF YOU ARE GUIDING SOMEONE WHO IS BLIND UP SOME STAIRS AND YOU SEE SOMEONE STANDING IN FRONT OF A GLASS DOOR LET THEM KNOW YOU PLAN TO OPEN IT I DON’T CARE IF YOUR BUDDY WAS BLINDED BY MUSTARD GAS IT GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO HURT ME.

now i am mad again. AGAIN.

white people dreadlocks

dear loser,

allow me to take my frustration of the past week+ out on your fucking “hair” and the bullshit ideals you THINK you subscribe to and the message you are sending out to the world by the atrocity what is the garbage on your head.

this is the message i get from you

I AM A USELESS LAZY WEASEL WITH NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT WHATSOEVER I SMOKE WEED AND SPEND HOURS IN MY WAYNE’S WORLD TYPE BASEMENT TWISTING AND TUGGING ON MY PUKE ‘LOCKS FOR HOURS ON END LISTENING TO UB40 AND REGGAE TWO-STEP RANTING TO MY FRIEND WHO IS EVEN A BIGGER LOSER THAN I AM (I KNOW, I TOO THOUGHT IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE SOMEONE EVEN EQUAL TO MYSELF IN LOSERITUDE, BUT YES, MY MIND IS ALSO BLOWN, AS IT IS BLOWN VERY EASILY LIKE WOAH, POP-TARTS IN A BLENDER WITH MILK, THAT JUST CAME TO ME NOW!!)

you know, it’s pretty unmagnificent that your idle hours are devoted to maintaining a bird’s nest, you took perfectly nice hair and RUINED IT, oprah would fucking KILL YOU i am going to write her a letter, oh man, you are entering a world of pain now boy, she said once that she always wished she had white girl hair.

DEAR OPRAH

THERE IS A PROBLEM I FEEL YOU NEED TO ADDRESS ONCE YOU ARE FINISHED WITH THOSE SCHOOL DAUGHTERS YOU KIDNAPPED, ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM IS WHITE PEOPLE AND DREADLOCKS, WHEN I SEE THEM OUT ON THE TOWN WITH THEIR FRUITFUL ARROGANCE LIKE THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE THEY HAVE CHUNKS OF CRAP HANGING OFF THEIR HEADS, WHAT DO I DO? ROCK OR FIST? I CAN’T DECIDE.

THESE TWATS ARE SPOILED IN THE WORST WAY LIKE THEIR PARENTS JUST FUCKING GAVE UP ON THEM, FINE, SPEND ALL MY MONEY AND TURN YOURSELF INTO A TROLL WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT?

PS. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME, IT’S OK WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE WRONG WHEN THEY THINK THAT THEY ARE COOL, I CAN DEAL, BUT WHEN SOMEONE’S PERSONALITY IS DEFINED BY THEIR NASTY HAIR, IT MAKES ME SAD, THEY MAY AS WELL HAVE A SNAKE THAT THEY CARRY AROUND ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS I BOUGHT MY PERSONALITY AT THE PET STORE.

DOUBLE PS. I HAVE MENTIONED THE TERM _WHITE GUILT_ BEFORE, DREADLOCKS WILL NOT ERASE YOUR PAMPERED & PRIVILEGED WHITE DEVIL PAST, THEY ONLY MAKE IT THAT MUCH MORE GLARINGLY OBVIOUS YOU STUPID DICK. YOU ARE NOT A RASTA PROPHET, YOU WILL NEVER BE, SO, HAND IN THAT STARBUCK’S APPLICATION.

PLEASE ADVISE,

XO RAYMI

fuck, i wouldn’t even let you go down on me lest you give my inner thighs grease rash and zits, ew.

yes, i am better than you.

with MY free time i BLOG, i entertain people with stories and pictures of my adventures, i do not entertain them with dreadlocks. score 1, raymi.

one more thing, you are trying to portray yourself as this type of person who does not care, who is laidback and breezy, and i call bullshit on that cos HOURS SPENT ON YOUR HAIR = CARING.

Raymi

Maybe you’re more real than some people I really know.

and now lets look at my tits

my dad is doing loads better it is a miracle, last thursday he almost died for fuck sake, but now he is sitting up in bed eating and watching hospital tv and laughing at my stupid stories.

matt took that picture of me.

raymi is busy with stuff in the suburbs but she asked me to post a pic of last night’s funtime with uncle matt.

i thought this pretty much sums it up:

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!!

if this one isn’t begging to photoshopped i don’t know what is

lots more here.

some kid blatantly took my picture with his cellphone camera today at union station and i didn’t flip out he acted like he didn’t do it and i as well did. wtf though?

hung with mg today was good distraction ten thousand pictures to come. i was going to visit my dad but he needed some downtime tomorrow will be mostly hospital time.

mg played me his new record, be jealous, and he mariachi’d me and fil eating room service too and i got a video of it.

everytime i speak to my dad or see him he gets weepy and emotional it breaks my fucking heart he is so tender right now i have never seen him so bare bones, well, ha, like me, it is touching and bittersweet, i tend to dwell on little things that make me weep, the same things here and there and then i want to jump through a pane of glass and then another.

Father…ooh…oh…oh…
I see the world, feel the truth
Which way to go, windowsill

Oh, dear dad, can you see me now
I am myself, like you somehow
I’ll wait up in the dark for you to speak to me
I’ll open up…Release me…
Release me (3x)
Ohh…ohh…ohh…ohh…