in case you forgot what i looked like, hi, lets have a look at pictures of me party yeah!
be careful or i will punch you into outerspace.
cheeky. this guy kept rolling up beside us and tried to be my boyfriend until he got a look at my boyfriend then vroomed off.
it’s the hat i’m certain.
bye.
this ‘kini is four years old, reversible.
in this picture i am a teenager again. i wear make-up, not sunblock, so my body is tanned and face is pale always. keeps it young.
well except from this angle.
three o’clock yesterday
the russian futurists played a show on the drake patio, we got in before they started charging for the door, supposed to start at three, didn’t until after four so to kill time i drank three mojitos.
felt a bit obnoxious for sitting at the bar, so close, but needed shelter from the sun SO HOT yesterday my friends!
the tip to ordering mojitos is JUST DO IT don’t ask how much they cost cos once you’re on the second you are like i will BECOME a mojito i don’tz cares, ps. one wasn’t listed on the bill, score, it’s ok we are huge tippers. i still don’t know how much they were.
i kept sucking up mint so i’d have a mouthful of drink and one leaf caught in my throat and would gag and got goosebumps up and down my arms and back, almost spewed all over the bar which would have been a party.
what, hello? can i have extension: i am the most fucking important person in the world please? no i will not hold.
everyone blew it for missing out all zero friends of mine, that’s right, you know who you aren’t.
gettin’ a little bored here, fil and i have used up all of our stored conversations and began to pick skin flakes and hairs off each other’s faces.
number 2
yesterday was no shower day so i did the bangs upsweep rich fucking asshole girl thing that the hills and laguna beach has shamelessly destroyed for greasy scalp people like me, anyway, at least i look like a vampire all day do you know how much of a tool it feels like to take a photo of yourself in front of 40 drake poseurs sitting behind you in the hot sun watching your every move out of boredom? it feels like mojitos.
ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE BAR AND SUNGLASSES THAT EVERYONE WAS WEARING YESTERDAY!
socks! shoes! thighs! stool! floor! hair wisp! someone call OCAD now!
uh hero dude, your photo is a little misleading.
holy shit finally?
used to hang with glasses girl (left) she’s married to the whitest dude in the band i know they are ALL honkies, which one?
duder on the left, married to him.
third and final and free!
well this is attractive, i’m sad that elizabeth isn’t here, she is the one who got me to listen to this band in the first place. i just finished drunk-dialing her for the first time.
more like the russian sunglassesists. shut up i love this band.
it’s nice of the drake to provide its clientele with masturbation booths.
ah home again for an underwear night in and nachos.
my modest little friend.
fucking art.
fil was in an eating spiral
birth.
held off on these chiefs.
have you ever bumped fuglies to shitty tv porn on tequila whilst being pregnant with tacos? two words: par tay.
this was all last nite/yesterday, we walked 10km today. JUST SAYING, FATFACE!
livin’ on the edge much aerosmith?
sorry if my hilarity is inconveniencing your 18 hours of DAILY SLUMBER yeah no i’m not.
ps rippage, bring it crybabies.
coming from someone who has never been sexually abused or raped i think there is nothing wrong with you at all, i think you’re fucking awesome to be able to carry on with your life, not allow some shitty incident control you forever and not be one of those WAH WAH WAH my life is FUCKED women on oprah, dude “took” something from you and you are letting him win by bearing this burden and let it paralyze you for the rest of your life the best thing you can do is keep your chin up and be the happiest person you can be.
oh one of these chicks, GREAT. so did you jut out your stomach and arch your back “for weeks” everytime he walked in the room? how about just punching him and then wait and see what happens? ps. it’s LED my ex to believe not LET, how’s oshawa?
first of all way to blow it did you write it on a banner and hang it from your bedroom window? your parents suck, tell them to fuck themselves and move out. what kind of mother do you have? yeesh. tell her she is ugly and fat and you were faking your laughter when she pushed you on the swings.
DON’T GET ME STARTED!
you are child what? and no, blowjobs in cuba are more of a priority right now i don’t have time to “miss” things. way to place your last “zinger” at the bottom so it would be cut off.
so you obviously want to get with the wife but why were you snooping through their computer? red flag: CRAZY.
terrible, awful, get out or call child services on your own house, you are destroying your kid, worst mother ever.
this just in, water is wet.
here’s something that will brighten my day, FUCKING OFF. adults who say when i grow up and giggle afterward and refer to themselves as BIG KIDS make me feel extremely violent. do yourself a favour and keep this ambition of yours a secret.
and what the hell would that be a fucking baywatch pyramid with you on the top, you aren’t brave enough to do that in real life? you have a better chance of being struck by lightning everyday for the nest 365 days, retard.
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blowing my ego comment of the day award goes to kymberli
Its sad to say but I am a total closet Raymi fan, Have been for years, but have never, ever posted anything on your site haha, I just like reading, and checkin things out. I think alot of people aspire to be like you haha And you know what…when I 1st discovered you, I didnt tell my friends b/c i was like she is the best person ever, noone else I know should know about her haha, well, things have since changed b/c those friends of mine I feel are worthy and really would appreciate some insight to what could be, and how to be a free spirit, I tell them about you, so in total ive only found …umm… 2 of my friends worthy of your coolness, haha
I’ve been going through my archives, trying to fix all the broken picture links, etc. and have been finding some funny old posts. I found this one, which isn’t really funny, and kind of boring (I wonder why I even bothered to post it) but it’s interesting from a historical perspective. It’s your mother’s first time on MSN.
i have a huge following on msn.
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Lisa says:
i had a really long dream about john last night
Joanna says:
what happened in teh dream?
Lisa says:
we were at a party or something. and he was there. and i said
something dirty to him, as i tended to, and then we were in this room
with all these people and this one little skank was flirting with him
and i was just yelling abuse at her and he was oblivious.
Lisa says:
then the skank turned into raymi and i realised that raymi’s boyfriend
is way hotter than john and she wouldn’t be all skanky and whatnot.
Joanna says:
hahahah
Lisa says:
pretty gay dream. it’s like “i miss john but i LOVE raymi”
Lisa says:
gay in the correct sense of the word.
samir’s.
sharpie’s.
not ours, should have been le sigh. are you guys tired of le and sigh yet?
kenny and seb, mother theresa, really? that’s funny?
ok who ordered the swede?
tracy has a crush on some jew at her old gym i told her to say something hilarious to him on facebook like wouldn’t it be hilarious if… and she screamed IF YOUR DICK WAS IN MY MOUTH!? i was shocked and appalled well i never! heh.
last i saw her we was bumpin’ asses on the boat dancefloor i was laced to shit it was magical.
no chins here, oh, wait, nevermind.
lookit sharpie that little scamp she should have her smile TM’d.
samir is building a school in egypt.
SOrry i busted you for being a patio prevert.
sad betty every picture i take of you makes all these crazy effects explode all around your head prolly cos you are asian, no? graphic designer computer camera joke anyone?
fuuuuuuuuuck finch. nice new haircut. karen’s headband is adorable.
wait what’s this NEW thing all the kids are doing?
MY smokes.
samir, my dad has the same shirt, scroll down a few posts.
here is the first grown-up electronic list for fil i have typed i feel super old now with a curly fro.
le list
supermarket
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tacos, a kit maybe
taco sauce for the meat
lean ground beef (not turkey)
lettuce if you want, maybe shredded half cut i think u can get it that way
the tomato i have is big enough depending how many tacos you plan to eat
maybe grab one tomato
onion – to mix with meat YUM
red/green pepper (maybe?)
sour cream (the real stuff i dont want watery barf nothing flavour)
jalapeno
cheese
margarita mix
lcbo
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tequila
beer, corona, dos equis?
OH MY GOD i just google image searched tacos BIG mistake.
me: did you meet him
Xenia: no i had to run in and out cause i was running late
i wasnt sure on how to make my move!
me: yeah i blew it
Xenia: you didnt go at all?
me: yes we did
go to my blog
i didnt say hi to him
Xenia: howcome?
me: read my blog
Xenia: ok i will i have to go get a bunch of sushi for the hangover time now
i punched mark last night now i am a slave for a week
it was worth it though
me: oh man
why did you
u are in trouble haha
Xenia: i dont know he was annoying
its really bad though i shoudnt do that
i think i’ve been saving that one for a while though
me: he deserved it?
fil would call the police if i hit him
Xenia: eh sort of i dont know he was bringing up shit from like a year ago i was reeally irritated
really he would haha
me: and trashed?
Xenia: yeah
me: he would to teach me a lesson
Xenia: huh
hmm well mark settles for sushi
me: you are in the doghouse
Xenia: i have to bike to the sushi place now fucckkk i hate biking hungover
uhgduhifhgdiuhfiuh
ok bye!
fil you give me such a boner sometimes my my.
despite being part black something aimoo says she doesn’t like the black ones (candy) ha. ps. you are a mongoloid if you think i am seriously racist.
ron sparks was nice to me this time.
i like this guy cos he dresses like my dad.
dear you are jealous i have really skinny ankles.
a new low
me: so few hits today
zero comments
Phil: hmm people must be on holiday
me: sigh
Phil: sigh
me: sigh
Phil: sye
me: harsh sigh
Phil: seh high
me: sigh
no i want a long string of sighs to put on my blog
go now
sigh
Phil: sigh
me: sigh
Phil: sigh
me: sigh
Phil: sigh
me: sigh
Phil: sigh
me: sigh
Phil: sigh
me: siiiiigh
Phil: sye
me: hmm
sigh
Phil: thhbbt er sorry… sigh
me: sigh
ok enough
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