frankenstein lost out to a unicorn. here is a map to the crooked star.

blogTO wrote about my show too.

hungarian dinner.

so hitting this joint again.

learning to wear a ponytail again, gives me a headache after 2 minutes.

fil is putting eye-hooks in the canvas frames right now and now i am going to do some finishing touches and hopefully not have a nervous breakdown.

one of my favourite flip flops busted, the ones that fil throws across the room at my clothing shelf if i leave them on his side of the bed (he has mental problems and issues with anality) i leave them on his side cos it is part of my post-shower ritual to go to my underwear/sock area on HIS side of the bed and then i leave them there in his “high-traffic area” we have had 12343222 fights about this.

suffice it to say he is not in mourning over my sandal like i am, these sandals i wear on my way to shower/bath time cos they are padded and absorb all the water from my feets now if i had my OWN underwear & sock area this wouldn’t happen and high-traffic area was MY thing i said first that he stole cos i am the most original person in the universe.

i am going to add some sort of frankenstein in the top left corner yet to this guy, and i am going to do a portrait of jamie and one of me.

kim jong il sold
red shirt sold
saddam sold
hose guy sold

here i am it’s the eye article capital ME.

blancing a picnic basket on your face video.

i cannot sleep and i am exhausted bla blah everytime i close my eyes i feel like barfing WHAT ELSE IS NEW i am stressed OOT.

i read 65 pages of lullabies for little criminals, it’s really good, i borrowed it off gill right after chris (or mike? brothers that look the same i can’t get them straight) balanced a stool on his face at 5am last morning. turns out it was chris.

i wish i could come up with a good title like that, the entire book reminds me of how i was at 12, how weird (in my head) (though insecure about it) i was, i tried to hide it, reading this book pisses me off because the girl is completely unabashed and shameless and hysterical.

i think that was the first time i ever said unabashed.

i even took 3/4 of a tylenol 3 to try and fall asleep which made me feel even pukier then i had a banana tums which did f all.

the title of my next book is LOVED AND HATED FOR IT i’m giving it away now cos i’m not sure how much i like it if at all so it can be stolen and i will be forced to come up with a new one like fuckface frigmouthbreath or something.

and now i enter the world of email there better be some waiting for me.

my eyes are so squinty right now i have to wrinkle my forehead to keep them open i’ll have to buy a new jar of makeup tomorrow to cover up the bags beneath them i will update you with more complaints later.

i feel exactly the same way and i haven’t even seen it yet.

remember this?

and this?

oh and tomorrow i will be on the front page of this website. no big deal really just sharing is all, not like i have been obsessing about being in eye magazine MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE OR ANYTHING.

britt wrote about last nite.

so did alicia.

lederhosen outfit i passed on.

i think i need to tone down the love handles before i can safely wear this thing out, i bought it as motivation to finally do that.

see? unless people are cool with me standing like this all nite long.

or this, hay guys where is the party?

doodillydoodoodillydooooooh…

then this guy i invented and all nite long i kept talking about how i was wearing a t-shirt sweater guess how many times i said it and guess how many times NO ONE LAUGHED.

is you were ever wondering what that crap on the floor is it’s my ghetto clunky laptop case with felt and other scrap material in it and thread needles stuffing.

in a cab on our way to levack block for steve’s birthday and i took zero pictures because of my t-shirt sweater and that place was claustrophobic, fil took some of him i think, don’t worry i took lots of pictures of myself later on.

we bailed then went to sweaty betty’s, it was packed, then to the dakota, packed, so then we went to neutral – we were wondering why everyone was out on the town sosoon after holidays/new year’s? partying the pain away i guess.

neutral is kind of a dinkbag place but i like it cos it’s a sure thing if you show up basically anytime and the people near the end of the nite on the dacefloor are out of control, there was this one chick oh man, i have to dedicate an entire blog post to her “dance” “moves”.

these guys were just about to have a power dance off but the song ended.

great outfit.

then we bumped into these guys.

no biggie just gonna balance a stool on my chin ok?

i think i am stressed out crazy enough to wear my overall shorts tonight in this terrible weather, i mean, they are basically lederhosen and it’s the skinniest time of the month even though i have starvation whale bloatage on the horizon slash now. this just in who even cares anymore? i have to practise wearing these things in case i wear them again tuesday – people have to believe that i take myself seriously in lederhosen.

update i change my mind i just watched this thing on britney spears (i love when she fucks up and then on every channel they air a biography on her, so in the last 6 months i have seen the same bio/spotlight 5 times at least) and now i don’t feel slutty enough so i have to create some other retardo get-up.

that’s all.

i am so tired.

i woke up at 9.15 having to pee the universe (went to bed at 2 despite exhaustion, we watched the kingdom) then i went back to bed only to get up 2 minutes later cos my stomach felt like someone lit a fire in it and i was either going to shit myself or barf myself (seriously WHATISWRONGTWITHME chinese food? even though i said i wouldn’t eat that anymore). shitting won and oh how it did.

so i’ve been awake more than i am used to these last few days, typically i clock as many hours as possible where was i going with this, oh right i’m tired and i barely feel like going out but it’s some retard’s birthday party who works for sony and he really wants me (especially me) to come.

i might wear my stewardess dress thing oh i don’t know my life is so easy it’s hard.

today was my first day using my new computer FROM THE COUCH i know welcome to 2000 raymi.

new hair pictorials

tired as hell lionhead.

slowly getting used to it again.

do you think this will fit him?

britney spears impression and you know this was taken mere hours before her little ambulance party.

oh wallpaper i get it you lead you lead.