engineer hobbit ungh i know. ps. that’s NOT my hand, both are fil’s, he’s being gangster here.

was way more fun for fil than it was me, i underestimated his knowledge and memory. halfway through he got a fat lip, we were fighting over who got to wear the ring and he dropped it, bent over a few times to try and scoop it from beneath the couch and put his lip into my knee, then ruined every video i made being a suck about it and deleted all the ones where he gets a question wrong apparently someone has massive pride when it comes to trivia. me i don’t care i sound like a complete idiot in the one i’m uploading right now. at one point i screamed at him to GET A FUCKING LIFE after answering the millionth question in a row correctly. then we watched the rest of the first movie and started on the second one yes we are cool that’s how we party on a friday nite.

oh and we only listened to zeppelin, i suggested rush, but we don’t have rush. thankfully.

PINA COLADAS BRAINFREEZE!



i just made a dancing video and cid attacked me in it and it is processing for you right now.

i dont have a life and im bored i am sitting here letting my wispy hair air dry in this hot hot heat watching cid twitch and dream on the ottoman by the open screen door and i am running out of websites to stalk. i am trying to come up with a retarded outfit to wear to the supermarket and liquor store and what should we make for supper? we are going to have a lotr trivial pursuit balcony party in our underwear i know i already talked about that sort of already but i’m pumped ok! maybe we’ll make mexican fajita fixins and wrap it in romaine and make tequila blended drinks.

if one more of you wise guys asks me again if i am going away this weekend i am going to cry ok.

maybe the only trip i take this weekend will be ON ACID. kidding. do you know how muchos cuckoo bananas acid would make me like more than i have ever been? (trust me i have gone bonkers before)(one day i will tell you ALL about it and then cringe in a corner for a year afterward). like i may as well smoke a J and then talk about the pentagon while i’m at it heheh.

if it doesn’t rain we will go to the island at some point and maybe weasel ourselves an invite to fil’s sister’s coffin pool.

ok i tried a new hair thing, after washing it i didn’t slap a towel all over the top of my head like i usually do and i didn’t brush it up there and i gave it a hair washing break yesterday. i think we’re good. fil says he has to monitor me the next time i wash my hair cos he is a bossy ass and thinks the fil way is the only way, i was like ok i have to get baby powder, guess how much i shouldn’t discuss hair with fil? or like anything that involves facts and theories and riddles or words or ANYTHING ugh, fil!

i could be like hey fil apples grow on trees and he will spend ten minutes telling me how i am wrong and sum it up with yes apples grow on trees.

l:h QE98[frge9fp;gobqelk:hp iusx|OUfo7d C7Of ;Y900y09yt G;g .kjkv~~~~!!!

maybe i will live blog our lotr game tonite and keep you up to speed with how many times we scream at each other over semantics and how we end up in a full on scissor legs fight pile on top of each other tussle.

still wet, and it’s metallic gold so it will remain slick looking but nicer once dry.

it is even more magical in real life! i am a little skeptical of this cherry though, sigh, why do i never follow my gut? only to places like the fridge.

have a great weekend go canada!

and before you peens get all a tizzy, this kid was not tricked into smoking salvia, he did it willingly. i will NEVER try this shit.

picked up our niece, lil sassquatch, and dropped her off at her nitetime play date for the shedoesthecity booze est-fest i passed on this time around (thanks to last week’s shitshow).

playdoh party chez samerin.

not one clock in this household is anywhere close to right.

yumzies.

ugh guys am i getting old and lame? “yumzies” wtf?

my hot bf. so hot, so nerdy.

do you think it’s possible that someone nicked the faux tooth off this necklace?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and samir even forgot the garlic, still so delish and hella juicy oh fuck i’ve entered the total loser food porn zone. so starved didn’t even take pics of the final product or salad by sharpie, she added dill to it, good fucking idea, copying that!

well i guess i was a bit buzzed cos i took fifty pictures of my legs, we played gta4 and it was significantly more difficult to figure out than the last time we tried it. strip club vids to come, they will blow you away.

what’s up knees could you look more like potatoes?

hi bizo you little scamp, lookin’ good bro, watchin’ that figure yeah?

LOOK WHAT I MADE!

oh and OMFGsville sharpie let us borrow her LOTR trivial pursuit game fil is coming home asap to play it with me!

remember those dresses i bought one in black the other antique white, well i cut the black one, i never wear them i figured if i made one into a shirt it would get more use. also it’s a size bigger than the white one and feels way frumpy as a dress.

went to sammy and sharpie’s last nite for the most amazing homemade burgers and fruity rum punch that couldn’t get anyone drunk wtf, we sat on their whimsical roof patio and watched the lightning and grey clouds blow right over us oh and danielle was there too. a good nite. pics to come, time for espresso.

including mascara ugly face you can’t control!

cupcake painting

i considered painting it black, figured that would be too in your face hipster ironic ooh a black cupcake so intense!

should have centered it more, howevs, its current placement is growing on me. current ha like it’s going anywhere.

i might throw a cherry on it and will definitely add cupcake lines.

i am happy to report that all of our plants are alive, and this fern is taking up space in an ikea waste bin. i need to get more soil. one of the plants is in a champagne bucket, while the other one is in a corona bucket. this picture just reminded me i have to sweep that soil away, i was hoping one of the ten thousand typhoons we’ve been having would take care of it for me.

ignore the peen, bask in the glory.

i rat tail myself in this amazingly interesting video i call:

FOLDING LAUNDRY WITH AUNT RAYMI!!!!!!!!!!

sorry it’s so dark and blurry.

FIL JUST TOLD ME HE IS TAKING MONDAY OFF THIS MEANS FOUR DAY WEEKEND I AM GOING TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A PAINTING I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDDDD

raymi diet tip: bananas – they make you crap your face off, bananas and tea, that’s all i consumed one summer and was a friggin’ skeleton, i went for a physical and my doctor was alarmed by how high my potassium level was which of course made me paro and thought i was going to explode or something.

nice eve for a game, great seats too.

this totally fat drunk woman sat directly behind me and was scream-talking into her phone about how shitfaced she was and just came from canyon creek and was trying to locate her friend halfway across the dome i have a video of the end of the conversation. every time she got up her stomach bashed the back of my head and she would slam slam slam bam bam bam the empty seat between pitt and i every time the jays did something right.

now for the dramz, first, that chick had her nails did like la-fawnduh and that chick from road trip, the one that gets with that skinny ugly kid when they drop in on that fraternity, she’s like, a beast, anyway this chick kept running (EW) her fingernails (EW) through this dude’s hair and loudly slurp kissing him, she did it exactly like road trip chick and she did it TWO HUNDRED TIMES! i kept trying to get a picture of it. ungh. ok just watch this 200 times, about 30 seconds in she gets really into the fingernails/hair thing:

see the yuppie high-fiving the emo kid, emo kid caught a ball.

okai i said i wouldn’t blog about the dramz buuuuut, well, lets just say this crew in front of us were not feeling pitt’s heckling from all of the heckle juice he was drinking and so, it got a bit heated and i may or may not have called one of those chicks sweetie to purposely get her goat got.

pride colours!

god see how greasy that looks and it’s freshly washed, maybe cos roots are coming in? anyway, thank you for the thousands of suggestions, i will investigate this matter some more and go with either the costliest or cheapest fix.