As promised, another video of me in a car. Tubular! Have a nice lunch.
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Hi lunatics. Miss me? I think it’s aboot time I update my blog. That’s the intro!
Sunday. Went on a long walk to the beach and back, then tanned in town waiting for new boy. Had amazing thai for dinner. Was great.
The sun soaked up my entire essence on Saturday so come Sunday I was all dried out/up.
I love how when you’re dating someone new no one says anything, a big SILENCE, but then this bunny gets over 20 likes gahhaha. Oh you guys I see you.
I will link you up with all the deets soon. We are still on probation I think so I’ll get back to you! Seeing him tonight. Haha. I like how I have to make boyfriend announcements. How the last one ended. And maybe some side project ones you didn’t really know about? Oh god it’s a good story. LD relationships are hard. I will respectfully leave it at that.
Even the story of how we met is interesting. Well to me at least. Everything about me is interesting to me and I don’t mean interesting in the insulting kind of way of interesting where it’s the only descriptive non-insult word you could say about a situation. Full-blown interesting I mean. LAYERS. Just jk. Not really.
If this was the 90’s I’d say we mesh well. It’s a challenge. I am annoying as fuck. Loveable. And luckily I am a catch so I can continue being as totally me, forever. I always seem to gun for hotties though which is a delicate thing I feel. It makes you insane. It makes the insane present. I don’t know. I like me. I doubt if I will ever change. The goal is to find someone accepting of that. Who looks EXACTLY LIKE THIS. Okay maybe I have to change like, four things. Tops!
My little town is cute and all side-street things fail so then you get this. I am this close to becoming the mayor of Burlington. We discuss opening a store called BURLINGTRON. Just saying!
Work fruit is the best fruit. There’s a copywriter joke in there somewhere but it’s probably too foul.
Gotta scoot though. Wish me luck/say a prayer! We will see how he reacts to this blog post and how I do to his haircut. PEACE!
Good day to you! Please enjoy the most emotional and dramatic seagull feeding video if it isn’t blocked in your country, below. On the house!
I feel like I potentially have heat stroke? Passing out in bed eating candy stroke, exercise stroke (sore all over, I added push ups to my regimen, beach push ups)… but in any event, had a wonderful time with Kiki yesterday. When I figure out how to blog again, I shall illustrate all the manner of ways in which yesterday ruled. As for now, it’s coffee and wakey-up time. Be back soon with more videos and junk.
This post is a grower and a shower.
PEE-ESS! Playboy Energy Drank put up my latest V-Spot!
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and it totally backfires!
Happy Canada Day!!! XOXO
I promise to blog harder, better, and faster in July. Just you watch and see that this is not an empty promise!
Flickr changed their interface (again) and I had to figure out how to retrieve my html .jpgs which now I finally have, so that removes that roadblock (excuse). Yes I’ve been up to all sorts of cray when I’m not working 9-5 mon-fri, so, get off my back! Not that you were but if so… I really do miss blogging. I guess it is possible to overdo something though. November will be my 15th year blogging and it obviously has opened many doors for me coupled by the amazing friends, colleagues, and audience I’ve amassed. I will always be humbled and gracious & true to the medium and art form known as blogging. Thanks for sticking with me all these years and for giving me the gears here and there. It’s not just the blogging, it’s the skill, so keep slogging.
I’ll check back later, feel free to drop me a line any time and ask any burning questions you may have. I’m off to a shoot in the city. Exciting. Stressful because micro-managing yourself and outfits, locations, timings, plus city shit, oy! I’m a suburbanite meow and for good reason!
But if you’re jonesing for my jokey side, I still update MY BOYFRIEND IS ANGRY XOXOX.
Hi guys, I feel like we haven’t been communicating effectively enough lately, how’ve you been? I feel stretched so thin myself I don’t even have time to be writing this, it’s this or showering so, you’re welcome.
No I don’t smoke, I just borrowed this prop from a friend. I can’t remember what the winning caption for this picture is, I’ll get back to you on that.
I officially like sound of music festival more than ribfest because it has rides AND music.
I’m going on a ton of rides today because last night we missed out. I may or may not have lost it on a little Napoleon complex guy at the beer pen entrance likewise some other guy with a headset who wouldn’t let us on a ride because it was “too late” and yes I pulled the “I am Media” thing and then he says well, tell them to let us to stay open later. You hear that, them? Extend the hours of Sound of Music festival thanks!
Me yesterday. Yes my eyes are this pretty. Yes my hair is this colour. Yes there’s a ton of filters added to make me less tired looking but who doesn’t do that and like I care anyway I will probably start wearing a bag over my head in a few year’s time, get botox, eyebag surgery so I can move forward from being two sink holes in a face.
Taken from last night. Damara is on her way in now. Today’s forecast calls for bananas.
We wanted to go on that thing, none of us had cash on us for tickets. So two barriers stood between myself and my ride. I was like NONE OF YOU F—ING IDIOTS HAS CASH!?! I Will march you to an ATM the second I get off that rainbow. Then toupee headset head with a mustach was like, no way! God I love this town, not even being sarcastic.
It was quite an assault on the senses, possibly why I love this kind of activity. Salt of the earth people everywhere and cool young kids who don’t even notice you exist, garbage food stalls for miles set to disco lights. Sloan plays at 330 today, we’re all going. Don’t forget to send your texts before you get to the beer pen because you’ll lose signal exactly there.
My nana will be on my uncle’s boat I hope we can see her from land. Bet we will.
Looks like this from the pier. Last night started out with my running by myself through all this in hot pink shorts and it was pretty fun,I went early enough that there were pockets in the crowd to dodge and run through. I doubt this would be possible today. I ran home got changed and went back with mom. I’m a townie!
Got on this ride Thursday night. Perfectly named because it is extremely scary.
And then it was a hip hop rave. I can hear someone playing now, a chick. Sounds folky, whimsical, lovely and nice. This is definitely the weekend to suffer from severe ADHD.
I used purple light ears as a landmark to meet up with some chick. Then bumped into RADMAD!
Holy moly. Good times. We played frisbee, got some drank tix hooked up (oh yeah must line-up in THAT line again today lol) um, messed around with some cops. Super fun. Saw a runner chased down by a sound of music fest staff, she ran along the entire length of the beer pen fence up the hill, it was fantastic and what could one possibly even do at a place like this to be chased down by a nerd like that? It was woman chasing woman, intense!
Festival season is upon us!
I gotta get ready though now but this was nice. Lets do this again soon. xo
Can’t be forgetting all the new friends we make along the way. You better watch this one to the very end.
Canada WHAT!
The key to doing everything you want in life is to just act self entitled like what you’re doing at any given point in time is exactly what you should be doing. Case in point, I told this Carnie that we were “game testers”… long story short she believed me and let us throw darts for free even gave us shitty prizes for popping some balloons. Hashtag yolo. Running when you live near town always turns into ridiculosity. I’m gonna have to start running toward the mansions side to get some actual exercise in before coasting into town like a california raisin and if I’m meeting up with mom you can completely forget it.
Here I am crooning my favourite jam. I don’t care if it gets weak a little in there, the sound and mic level plus my never-ending sickly voice…excuses over it wasn’t that bad! It’s always better when you sing along to the original. My favourite is all the people yelling and talking though especially hahaha. I did end up singing this for a drunk couple on the train and the entire train clapped for me last night so, that was nice. I didn’t want to sing it but I did because this chick fell down the escalator stairs and I felt it would soothe her, it did, and everyone else around us. I sang it softly though. Train whisper singing is so much more beautiful sometimes. I was sitting alone, quietly happy because it was quiet and then they sit in my little world all drunk and stupid. So instead of being a bitch and leaving, I gave her all of my mr. sub napkins to sop up her blood and they started gabbin’ my face off and we became friends.
Pretty fun weekend too. I will continue enjoying it now if ya don’t mind. I got an interesting burn yesterday while tanning and listening to a car alarm that would not quit. Oh city you so pretty and you so shitty. xo rlw.
