i have this new little webcam.i decided i would take pictures of me in my underwear and try to sell my panties on ebay. they went up to like 20 bucks each on only the first day. but then ebay assholes cancelled my auctions cuz yer not allowed to be wearing the items you are selling.

i can’t wait to see that dumb mariah carey film. i have a good feeling about her acting skills. ohhh boy, Glitter here i come!

i am obsessed with karaoke. i went to this japanese karaoke bar twice this week. both nites until 4am. i want to sing until my head falls off.

world trade centre from my roof – brooklyn

What the skyline looks like now. smoke still rising from the ruins.

i am at MTV right now

– like in the offices part at 1633 broadway

– they checked my bag when i came in

– my housemate works here

– the offices are funny

– today no one is around

– some dude took a chainsaw down the middle of his desk then spraypainted it with fluorescent green and orange colors

– they give me free coke here (cola)

– imagine the movie ‘office space’

– that is what it is like, except the cubicles are made of actual drywall and they are like mazes and some rooms have no cubicles at all

– i can see jersey from the window here

– on the 52nd floor

– we are editing this show my bf’s band played in chicago

– my eyes are fuzzy from watching three tv’s at once and the internet

– we’ve been ordering margaritas from this place on 53rd street, they actually deliver

i keep wondering if it is the monitor that is fuzzy or my vision.

Yes, everyone, i am still alive. thank you for asking.

sat’nite after margaritas this dude jesse and i decide to ride all around our brooklyn neighborhood on this bicycle straight from the 50’s with pink streamers on the handlebars – him peddling, me in back with a boombox blarin’ some oldskool funk. so close to wiping out when we took this corner and crash into three black kids on their BMX’s

how to be a tantalizing tomboy……..

i am eating pro greens green pills

they make my head explode

yesterday a fat lady walked into the toilet i was in and saw my pussy. she stared for a few seconds then slammed the door. i made a dorky,

“WAAAAAAAAAAyyyyyyyyyyyyyyHHHHHHHHHH……..”

sound and kept peeing. then she went to her table and told everyone what had happened, saying i didn’t lock the door, thus being my fault.

went to lucky cheng’s last nite and sang karaoke with anita cocktail the transvestite. she grabbed my boobs a lot and danced when i sang VOGUE and FERNANDO.

she tole me she weighed 217 lbs and called me a superstar.

i am hungover.

2 nites ago i dreamed i was watching television and there were all these assholes standing in my way so i

screamed out in my sleep I CAN’T SEE!!! my boyfriend thought i sed I CAN’T SLEEP and was all, “You ARE Asleep. SHUT UP!”

i always feel very embarassed when i talk in my sleep and get caught. cuz you have to explain what you said and you always look like a tool.

Ariel from Disney’s, The Little Mermaid turned me on. I always wondered

if

she had a pussy under her green gills and if she would ever take the

shells

from her tits off. I felt uncomfortable looking at beautiful women if

other

people were around. I was worried they could tell i was turned-on and

everyone was looking at me. It was different when i saw hot guys – i

stared

and gaped like a dirty old man and told everyone i had a boner. Never

with

women – they made me feel shy and stupid.