u can seriously go funk yourselves.

Boback Spoto says:

i like the jello leg raver dance picture

thought monitor says:

ya

Boback Spoto says:

if he had glowsticks on shoe strings and a whistle, it woulda been better

thought monitor says:

ew gross

Boback Spoto says:

?

thought monitor says:

if he had a whistle

thought monitor says:

my mum bought me a rave whistle

thought monitor says:

i want to smash it

Boback Spoto says:

this girl i used to know was all into the whistle

Boback Spoto says:

her and i eventually got into a fistfight

thought monitor says:

the one she got me like lights up and shit

Boback Spoto says:

it was awesome

thought monitor says:

nice over what

Boback Spoto says:

whoooa

thought monitor says:

i wanna be in a fist fight

thought monitor says:

did u punch her

Boback Spoto says:

i hit her in the head becuase she said something filthy about me

having an abortion

thought monitor says:

oh my god

Boback Spoto says:

then she punched me in the stomache

thought monitor says:

OH MY GOD

thought monitor says:

i would destroy her

Boback Spoto says:

and i ripped her septum peircing out

Boback Spoto says:

and all her hair

thought monitor says:

was she crying

thought monitor says:

wow u crazy bitch

thought monitor says:

hahaha

thought monitor says:

amazing

Boback Spoto says:

i know i broke my hand hitting her

Boback Spoto says:

becuase my hand still hurts

Boback Spoto says:

yeah

Boback Spoto says:

and i was in highscool

thought monitor says:

still hurts!

thought monitor says:

wow

thought monitor says:

WOW

Boback Spoto says:

and i had to stay the night at her house

Boback Spoto says:

and she wanted to go to a rave

thought monitor says:

after that?

Boback Spoto says:

and i was like fuck all that

Boback Spoto says:

YES

Boback Spoto says:

she is a cuntbag

thought monitor says:

wow awkward much

Boback Spoto says:

a dumb cuntbag

Boback Spoto says:

serious

thought monitor says:

where is she now

Boback Spoto says:

so she brings all of that up at a party like 5 years later

Boback Spoto says:

fucking being a lame pink haired mom in torrance

Boback Spoto says:

shes all, Trying too hard “hip mom”

Boback Spoto says:

ugh

thought monitor says:

gross

Boback Spoto says:

serious

Boback Spoto says:

she punched me so hard in the stomache though….it was pretty

funny…i landed in the bathtub

letsee funny things to say hmm saw jonathan at systems last nite and his lil brother andrew and im all yo are you still a fucking asshole andrew? and he’s all no i’m not. andrew is 17 and was hanging in the lil kids area. aww. he was a mean mean kid that told me and everyone to fuck off all the time in the playground and jonathan is like i don’t know why he’s so mad. saw a lil kid there doing wavy hand dances in front of this girl’s face to trip her out like hypnotic voodoo i command you to have sex with me please have sex with me shit and he didnt even have glow sticks, had he, i would have exploded. so my bangs were stapled to the top of my head and out of my face and my makeup powder is making my eyes flood like mental so i have to stop looking like powder now. le sigh.

some people at these jungle parties are fucking loooooooosers. so many diehardtryhards it makes me crazy. we only like the girls who wear sweaters on top of sweaters and dirty chuck taylors. the floors were bumpy muhlumpy someone obviously effed the renovation.

there’s this one jungle slut who was chatting up one dj who if he wasnt a dj she wouldnt give a second glance to serious. she was all haha hahahahahahahhaaahaa everything you say is amazing i am going to wrap my legs around your head in two hours and the guy can’t believe his luck well yes he can. she somehow finagled herself into getting an important holding of clipboard in front of the line for theory parties position too.

ahh remember the days when you could pay your way with sex?

livin’ the dream baby.

nothing without a woman or a girl.

In my eyes

Indisposed

In disguise

As no one knows

Hides the face

Lies the snake

The sun

In my disgrace

Boiling heat

Summer stench

beneath the black

The sky looks dead

Call my name

Through the cream

And Ill hear you

Scream again

Black hole sun

Wont you come

And wash away the rain

Black hole sun

Wont you come

Wont you come

Stuttering

Cold and damp

Steal the warm wind

Tired friend

Times are gone

For honest men

And sometimes

Far too long

For snakes

In my shoes

A walking sleep

And my youth

I pray to keep

Heaven send

Hell away

No one sings

Like you

Anymore

Hang my head

Drown my fear

Till you all just

Disappear

look at this stoned

tell me where did you sleep last nite.

ricky* was a virgin and the first brown boy i ever did it with. i sat on his lap in a chair and rode the crap out of him and he shook like crazy and didn’t tell me ’til afterward that it was his first time. we were in his father’s basement in north york (the REAL NY) with red carpet on the walls and an air mattress. he was so skinny i felt like a whale. a friggin’ whale. he was in love with this other skinny girl he knew at school. our relationship was brief and ended in jet fuel with my friends sitting nearby eavesdropping like crazy. i planned it. i knew he wanted to not see me anymore and i was beyond through with him.

so what do you need to talk to me about? you needed to talk, talk! yeh i don’t think i want a girlfriend right now. phew.

and that was that.

so an old lady stripper came over last nite. not here. to ben’s. for his birthday. she was dressed like a cop and played the theme from COPS. you have the right to remain sexy. she had a tacky stripper thong on, you know the one with the clips because strippers are so lazy and cannot be bothered to sexily bend over and shimmy out of their skivs so they have to unclip this awful little piece of string off their body because it is such a hard thing to be done. she specifically said no photographs were allowed. sorry.

i am going to cut off my bangs because they are perfectly even with my eyeballs now so yesterday they made ‘em all bloaty red bloodshot all nite long. so pissed off. so i went swimming in the rain when it was dark, alone, and weirded everyone out. pfft.

when i drink beer my pussy gets wet.

i fucking flipped out on a computer geek at the slutfactory where i use to work. i ran out of the room in my black stilettos and lingerie stood over his chair and fucking screamed at him until he left. he was in the chatroom trash talking me and arguing that 2pac has gained more fame than kurt cobain what with the death similarities and the boom of 2pac was far superior than that of nirvana’s. i was like fuck that you skat motherfucker you piece of stupid shit how dare you talk to me when i am working fucker little kid and on and on and i was trembling like mad. i almost quit every single day. i fought with the monitor this romanian chick all the time she was a right cunt but with a nice heart. she came from poor beginnings.

one girl gave our boss a blowjob in the hangout waiting area on a couch and they threw a jacket over the surveillance cameras. that girl was such filthy trash and so fucking rank with dirty bra and panty sets that never matched and the ugliest face i had ever seen and she tried to have sex with all of us too. blek.