free will
walked into town oiled up like a turkey for a tan tone walk while I practiced memorizing White horse by Chris Stapleton. a chick parked in a pickup truck whipped her head at me so fast she got whiplash then I stopped singing and pretended I was seriously into my slow calculated fitness moves instead of fucking up every single lyric at the top of my lungs LOL. But look, impulse buy! polarized surfer shades, def gonna be OCD about keeping them smudge free. I got some life advice for you. Free will! I was pacing the backyard like a bloodhound circling a live wire and realised I am gonna electrocute my damn self if i don’t hit the town so that I did.
post came from this note…
https://substack.com/@raymitheminx/note/c-310342375
oh and then of course the table exploded last night before dinner.
like, just one sponsor to jump in on this non-stop entertaining hilarious summer of 2026 would be wicked smahhht. raymitheminx@gmaildotcom brahhh <3
maybe we can start with a new table? lol
you can pay me in bikinis.
https://raymitheminx.substack.com/p/mary-annes-fake-accent
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PARTY AT THE MOON TOWER check ya later. happy saturyay!
