stir cuh-RAZY!

ahh man it is going to be a loooong winter judging by how today went. i bought this stupid game for wii called balloon pop hoping it would be akin to that arcade bubble bursting game. it isn’t. i put it on thinking YES cutesy engrish explosive technicolour action packed puzzles galore will take us into snl home free wicked! i lasted two minutes then fil gave it a go and played 168 levels and could not stop. i read for a bit on the couch beside him silently thinking i fucking hate you so much (kidding) and kept pestering him to finish and just die already (in the game) anyway fuck that game i should have bought the golden compass or that animal crossing city folk one ARG. so i am already in i feel too fat for the outside world phase, cannot be bothered to humour any person place or thing with my usual witty repartee so we are insville tonite, rented a movie and if it blows we will hopefully get in a fight to pass some more time. ha one nite a few weeks ago in the lcbo fil picked up a nice bottle of rye and i said oh so ya want to get in a fight tonite? (fight juice)

i bought my dad the making of plastic ono band dvd for his bday next weekend after bugging all of hmv with the wrong name of it every young dude was beyond confused then a ponytail boomer comes up like pushes this emo haircut out of the way and exhales in one breath UGH JUST LET ME SEARCH IT bingo found it. funny.

we looked at new spectacle frames for fil, i picked them out, actually chose the best most pleasing pair my first selection, kind of a clark kent meets buddy holly meets wall street meets boner in my pants.

if i just keep blogging i keep the crazy at bay what else i am runnin’ out of ammo here.

oh right i have some swank tickets to give away for this xmas party at the windsor arms dec. 20 when i think of something humiliating enough for yiz’all to compete over winning my love for i shall let you know for now here’s some copy and pasted media release deets on it:

Smirnoff Vodka hosts RED HOTEL at The Windsor Arms

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ok ADD kicked in time for something else have a good nite.