12:31pmE1

gaymi

i found this tape with you talking tons of shit

when we were roomates

12:31pmRaymi

omg

tape?

what am i saying

ahahaha

12:32pmEl

yes

all sorts of high talk

12:32pmRaymi

who am i shittalking

oh man im like baked out my mind right

12:32pmEl

celebrities

12:32pmRaymi

oh man destroy it

12:32pmEl

yes

12:32pmRaymi

is it too embarrassing for words

am i on blow or just weed

12:32pmEl

NO
BLACK MAIL TAPE

i think maybe blow

and weed

you sing along to songs and shit

12:33pmRaymi

what celebrities

oh god how long is it

12:33pmEl

***** and ***** are in the background

rrlly long

12:33pmRaymi

DELETETETETTE

dont take advantage of my crazy

12:33pmEl

and it recorded over my tricky interview :(:(

oh come on

12:33pmRaymi

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

12:34pmEl

as if i would

12:34pmRaymi

can i blog this chat

12:34pmEl

sure

12:34pmRaymi

what else is on it

any specific quotes

i am cringing my head off right now

12:34pmEl

i’l have to listen again

12:34pmRaymi

oh god please dont

12:34pmEl

it’s pretty painful

12:34pmRaymi

19 year old raymi was a fucking trainwreck

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

12:35pmEl

yeah the tape just oozes shithole

12:35pmRaymi

did you play it for ******* you asshole

12:35pmEl

i just started playing it

12:35pmRaymi

im trying to think of what shit i have on you if that thing should ever surface

12:35pmEl

something about how you could be britney

12:35pmRaymi

OH GOD

enough AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

12:36pmEl

you got nothing

12:36pmRaymi

yeah thanks for the intervention pfft

12:36pmEl

i think

umm yeah i think i should have

12:36pmRaymi

doye

can you please just record over that

12:36pmEl

before you got on the plane

maybe

12:36pmRaymi

i made ***** delete a ton of videos he had of me totally spazzing out

12:37pmEl

dude it will never get out

12:37pmRaymi

no couldnt have been (before plane to LA) cos i threw ****** out and wouldnt have been in the bg

JUST DELETE IT

12:37pmEl

do you know how much of a pain it would be to transfer to digi anyway?

12:37pmRaymi

there is no reason to have that

dont care

i do not give u permission to have my shit on tape dude

12:38pmEl

ok

12:38pmRaymi

as a friend

erase it, it would give me peace of mind

that was a horrible time in my life

12:38pmEl

i had no idea

12:38pmRaymi

i know

its ok

12:38pmEl

that it would stress you

12:38pmRaymi

it brings back too much cringe worthy stuff

psyche ward all those assholes

barf

ugh! that chat reminds me of the time my brother taped a copy of g’n’r or metallica or something for this chick and i decided to have my own talk show recording over it i just thought it was a shit blank tape anyway this girl confronts me at school in the bathroom while i was washing my hands and she’s all lauren halfway through listening to this tape your voice comes on all over it and i’m all GAH NO NUH-UH real mature like and i casually ask what am i saying and she goes oh you’re like playing with your barbies and speaking in different voices and i just stood there red faced and said no not me so not me (so obviously me least convincing denial ever) and she just laughed at me as i ran down the hall back to my class THEN she tells my brother and he gets all pissed at me cos i embarrassed him and fucked up the tape. WHAT! how can HE be embarrassed about that i’m sorry but my embarrassment trumps yours ten fold bro. i also think one of her friends overheard this exchange and is all what’s that and the girl tells her too and they both laugh at me together, 2 years my senior, the dread i felt was so powerful like get me out of this how do i do it i know RUN! her name is valerie i wonder if she is on facebook.

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