perfect way to start the day

hung.

this is the last picture taken on my camera from last nite.

last nite was WEIRD to say the least. super fun though don’t get me wrong.

first time in casa loma, spent with hundreds of swanky people who may or may not have been douches, i’m leaning towards may. a great time was had no doubt, free booze, food, lots to gawk at. the red carpet chick made a big deal of saying WELL ONCE ROSE MCGOWAN LEAVES IT’LL GET BETTER. i’ll tell you more once it comes back to me. before that was the bearsuitpublishing anniversary party at the drake, good turn-out. i didn’t even want to go out last nite, i whined all day about it, needing to save up my magical powers for tonite, but no no no, fil wants to go, so we go, and now i am blasted hung out of my mind. the nites you want to go gentle typically end so hardly. which means tonite i am going to be, interesting. ps. EU-REWUN is going it is going to be bananers.

my hat received a boatload of attention and it also helped that i was dressed like marty mcfly. the humour of being a scumbag amongst privileged youth and oldies will never be lost on me. it just blows their minds. i also had a pretty woman moment in the bathroom with the attendant, no one was tipping her, i had three bucks in my pocket and i thought i would do her a good one and tip her as loudly as possible to get the ball rollin’ (big line) and i am washing my hands really slow and, no towel is thrust at me, so i take my time turning off the faucet, AND NO TOWEL. so i throw my money in the plate and the attendant blushed like crazy. yeah that’s right, people who look homeless have manners, more so than these chicks who’ve been treating you like you’re invisible all nite long.

once they cut off booze these were pretty tempting.

blurry beautiful garden

earlier at the drake.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHa