HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

~~place your bets on how many kifey looks i’ll get tonite in this get up:~~

sorry guys for being an egomaniac yesterday about this! i changed my shirt last minute and then i decided to just ignore every woman in the universe cos i actually wanted to enjoy myself so i didn’t really keep track. kifey isn’t even in the urban dictionary wtf. it means smelly, dirty, gross, pungent as in she has kife or kifey c**t. omg look at me censoring c u n t. i just think kifey and c**t together is the grossest thing imaginable. disgusting words.

told ya steph!

yes i will be sure to strike all of these poses, winner um, gets a prize!

this is pretty much exactly what my drunk tank mugshot in manhattan beach looked like probably pretty much exactly, sprinkle a little winona cray cray hair on top and BAM, dead ringer. god i want to get my hands on it so badly and then die of shame and embarrassment and then make t-shirts out of it. ps. if i got a little head’s up about that ‘hood being the equivalent of daycare land maybe i’da lightened up a tad, yes, nothing is my fault. i wasn’t even drunk just totally insane! (even better!) and then from the back of the cruiser i started screaming that i was FRENCH CANADIAN then it was curtains. hi.