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what the fuck are you doing?
i just let cid out of the time out dungeon and he is purring like mad and trying to attack me cos i’m laughing so hard at this video clip he is in a world of confusion right now. he’s also trying to plant himself on me somewhere but he doesn’t understand it’s work out time. oh no now he is nuzzling my ear and air kneading with his huge paw, would you let this guy crash on your couch?
me: lunch?
Phil: turkey breast and pancetta with bocconcini on organic granary whole wheat
me: swpl.org
Phil: i cant go there from here
me: stuff white people like
its a joke
about you
starring you
featuring you and your sandwich
