ok shit be serious now, round two has begun, vote for me in all these categories please:

best blog. do you want the conservatives to win?

best personal blog. i open up to you i share my feelings i make it personal you know?

best humour blog. yes yes i’m a funny guy i make the jokes.

and for philogynist:

best photo/art blog. dude bought a pro camera for lots of coin and he has to deal with me, give him something.

you only have to vote once again this time so don’t fuck up! please get as many other people as you can to vote for me for best blog cos i’m up against a stacked blog, it would be like your white trash blog against wal*mart’s blog, basically.

january 30th 11:59pm voting ends.

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later on this afternoon i am going on a girl date with seska. she’s smart and hot and has an intriguing career, if you’re not a complete idiot i’m sure you can figure it out.

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dear raymi

your book came today

so far, it’s great.

what is your first book?

can you direct me to the mustache cat drawing? i want to show my brother. i scrolled through all of december archives. and my computer made grinding noises the whole time. i couldn’t find it.

your writing/blog made me feel better about myself. i used to hide and fight against my kookiness*. but i have accepted it a little more.

*at first i wrote cookiness. the quality of being a cookie. funny.

my first book is dear raymi, it’s not in print right now, i will re-release it when my next one comes out. here is the site where i keep all my amazing ms paint masterpieces: drawingbad. tell me what your brother thinks of the mustache cat drawing it is important to know.

if i receive at least 500 emails/facebook messages/comments today telling me that i have been voted for in all of those categories, i will do a slew of ms paint drawings starting tonite and then all day tomorrow, i will make it a “thing” ok?