fil is going on a work lunch date with his old work buddy so while he is gone i will make a video of myself dancing to gimme more this is my first thank you present for casting votes and has nothing to do with me being a loser with no friends.

i made a video of myself playing katamari last nite because i am a winner, i’m uploading it now. i’m pretty stressed about this awards shit i’m already losing (second place) and for the amount of people who read my blog daily the amount of votes i have is teeny. sigh. the victor is announced in fucking vegas too yeah because i am booking a flight RIGHT NOW excuse me. maybe i should use these awards as an opportunity to open up the lines of communicae moreso between us, like, what do you want more of? cid just made a wicked ralph a few minutes ago, do you want to see pictures of his bi-weekly upchucks? they say that it is an honour to even be nominated, well, that’s what LOSERS say when they LOSE, so i’ll save that speech for when i lose.

do i need to explain WHY i should win for canada’s best blog? i mean, i update constantly with original and unique content, i am unstoppable, i am good looking and last year i vowed to LOSE WEIGHT if i won, i did and i did so, you’re welcome.

stay tuned for reports back on my internet dissing tour of my competition’s blogs.

thank you in advance for your votes.

here i am playing katamari, i think i have a new hobby, making videos of myself playing katamari then watching these videos until i start crying. katamari is my only friend outside of fil, if he has to go away all i do is drink wine and play this.