i told fil i know what i want for my/our 3rd anniversary present, i want a pair of clark’s. can’t decide if i want wallabee, wallabee boot or desert trek yet, what do you like best? then of course there are all the different colours to choose from, i think i want a dark/light tan shade. fil said he wants a pair too i said no you can’t copy me and you already have a pair of shoes that look like wallabees, two pairs actually, he doesn’t care, he has to copy everything i want EVERYTHING! stay tuned for a blow-by-blow account of the inevitable fight that will ensue. all i know is that i have been coveting a pair for YEARS and voicing this many a time over, and fil only just decided it two minutes ago. RAGE! i don’t care if he has a pair really i just don’t want to pay for them cos it cancels out my getting a pair and basically i bought myself a pair of clark’s.

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oh another thing that psyched me out of asking a question during the first part of the Q+A (when i would have had a substantial chance to actually ask it) was HOW i was going to word it and i couldn’t get passed thinking i would open with WHY COME instead of HOW COME and i kept repeating why come why come why come over and over in my head and thought it was really funny or would be really funny if i said it in a retarded little kid voice but then i realised i wasn’t paying attention to anyone’s questions and then i might ask the same question as someone else except for starting it off with WHY COME and barfing down my shirt.

i am fucking hilarious.

and as predicted, lots of movie geeks tried to out-pretentious each other mmmmscuse me my question is about the writing process… yeah right we all know you have written out pages worth of fantasy dialogue between you wes anderson jason schwartzman and bill murray and that’s all you really want to discuss and then someone else says yes my question is also about the writing process. what they mean is, my question is more like proof of why you should like me MORE than everyone else in this theatre.

i am snickering and groaning in all of the videos i made.