postsecret rippage time! i stopped doing these posts cos reading those postcards bum me out hard, not cos i get emotional over them or anything (pfft) but because it shows how truly stupid, self-indulgent, and self-loathing humanity is, and every other postcard is about abortions and how guilty women feel about them. anyway more on that later.

someone’s been reading too many romance novels, i’m glad that right beneath this one someone commented I often think about what I would say in the trial that never happened for the rape that did. here’s a thought, how about often thinking about more productive things like how the planet is MELTING and maybe spreading the word about that instead via a postcard and NOT about your fantasy rape you are too ugly to have happen to you!

uh, this couple in particular? one word comes to mind and it rhymes with barf, no wait, it IS barf! stop picturing me and fil doing it you horny weirdo!

try harder kid! i smell BLAMING YOUR PROBLEMS ON OTHER PEOPLE much? your life, your problem, walk it off.

you must’ve been wasted when you wrote this one, what’s with the apostrophy w/ sometime‘s? yes that is the only burn i can think of.

ok you are asking for it, how fucking revolutionary i swear you must be the first fucking one on the planet to have that urge thank you for putting it into words for the rest of us, BRILLIANT! on sunday when i looked at the site there was a comment so stupid it has since been removed, something like yes i’ve done it before too and it FEELS SO GOOD!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!

here is what someones else had to say i still have mine too, after a year and half. only two people know about that secret, and its right there in my purse and anyone could see it if they looked close enough. in a way, i think i’m holding onto it the way you hold onto any receipt; if you’re unsure of your purchase. and then another person said this I went to the same exact clinic and I feel guilty for not feeling guilty.

i am SO TIRED of hearing sob abortion stories GROW UP! call oprah while you’re at it, and, in the words of some rich old white guy, tommy, DO THE RIGHT THING!

yes i want to debate this, do you guys eat eggs? yes you do. do you cry when you eat eggs and keep your egg receipts? ungh i can’t do this. you are not mary magdalene, no one cares. also, 450 bones? i have a feeling your guilty conscience might have something to do with oh, brainwashing, come to canada next time and get over yourselves.

GOOD!

holy martyr complex much, because YOU lived i breathed easier? not really, thanks for the weed though!

finally some forethought into this embarrassing cutting bullshit, too bad i am still calling child services you emotional pile of shit.