should i do tiny blond streaks again? blond chunks are tacky but teeny ones i think are allowed.

that’s out front of a house in oakville i went to a party for a kid who turned 19 and a stripper cop showed up.

same place.

looking at these kind of makes me dreamy for bangs again. but i know it wouldn’t be the same, i’m older now, stopped smoking weed and switched to drinking instead and my face grew.

look gillian my longboard now you can be my girlfriend because i impressed you.

RIP 1049 cedargrove blvd.

these were all taken in 2004 well except for me with the tennis ball duh.

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me: we need toilet paper
does ******** bring that
are u going to swing by the lcbo on yer way home

Phil: nope you get to go get some

me: do u want something other than wontons i mean as well as

Phil: oh i wasnt planning it

me: cos i might get super greedy and like eat a huge portion of the sing verm
haha adorable “might”

Phil: oh maybe we should get something extra AND WHY HAVENT YOU ORDERED YET
order a “spicy peanuts chicken”

me: mmmmmmmmmmmm
why did reading that make me super horny?

Phil: ??? i dunno

me: bring home some beer maybe please asian beers

Phil: k
did you shower?

me: uh
no comment
why cos u want to do me

Phil: maybe

me: maybe i will eat in the bath because i am a fat disgusting elvis presley