go read raymi and laura kuz there is a male hooker who posts there now. whee!
Andrea says:
hi
r le minx says:
hihi
Andrea says:
what you doing
r le minx says:
adobe
r le minx says:
and talking to jamie on msn
Andrea says:
wanna conference
Jamie has been added to the conversation.
Andrea says:
oops
Andrea says:
what
Andrea says:
i closed the other one
Jamie says:
rad
Jamie says:
i said I hoped you weren’t insulted by what I wrote about that pic
Andrea says:
im glad i saw you online because I was just about to go to work
Andrea says:
no, it was funny
Jamie says:
good
Andrea says:
when I sent it to him I said, we are retards
Andrea says:
so,
Andrea says:
it was fitting
r le minx says:
i liked it
r le minx says:
it
Andrea says:
i like it alot
r le minx says:
i like it a lot too
Andrea says:
my skin looks all peachy
Jamie says:
it’s a sexy pic
Andrea says:
did you photoshop me?
Jamie says:
no
Andrea says:
awesome
r le minx says:
i have a picture of me putting a stiletto in my vagina
Jamie says:
it’s just a beer glow
r le minx says:
uh oh
Jamie says:
you do?
Andrea says:
do you like the new male prostitute on our site?
Andrea says:
oh my god raymi
Jamie says:
who is that dude?
Andrea says:
hee
r le minx says:
i havent read it the last two days
Andrea says:
he’s some college kid and a hooker
r le minx says:
u guys wanna see this foto?
Andrea says:
yes
Jamie says:
i hate abner….make him go away
r le minx says:
u wont blackmail me in the future?
Jamie says:
YES
r le minx says:
i fucking hate abner
Andrea says:
yeah abner sucks
r le minx says:
will u blackmail me?
Andrea says:
i told him off today
Andrea says:
i wont blackmail you
Jamie says:
yeah, but he likes that I think
Andrea says:
show us the shoe
Jamie says:
i might blackmail you…but probably not
Jamie says:
because youain’t got the money to pay
r le minx says:
jamie it sez u cant accept
Andrea says:
haha
Jamie says:
email it
r le minx says:
guhh
Jamie says:
please?
r le minx says:
andrea u email it
r le minx says:
ok then
r le minx says:
one sec
Jamie says:
i’ll be your best friend
Andrea says:
oops, i just acidentally zoomed in like 300%
r le minx says:
looks like snuff porno
r le minx says:
HAHHAHA
r le minx says:
PLEASE keep it to yourself pokey
r le minx says:
i swear to gods
r le minx says:
god
Andrea says:
of course
r le minx says:
than u
r le minx says:
thank u
Andrea says:
well, for one thing theres no way to know its you
r le minx says:
yeh there is
Andrea says:
and for another thing, you cant really see the stilletto going in your poon
r le minx says:
i have pics of me in that room
r le minx says:
on my hands and underwear
r le minx says:
well it is in there
Andrea says:
well i wont share
Jamie says:
can i see?
r le minx says:
yes im emailing it now
Jamie says:
ok
Andrea says:
oh okay then I wont
r le minx says:
k sent
r le minx says:
yer hotmail addy confuses me
Jamie says:
yeah…me too
r le minx says:
yeh i guess the foto isnt that bad
Jamie says:
i never use it
r le minx says:
in hindsight
r le minx says:
i was mistaken for a man at the liquor store today
r le minx says:
i went to the liquor store at 11 am
r le minx says:
wearing a sailors hat
Andrea says:
that happened to me at the bank
r le minx says:
a vintage sailors hat from greese
r le minx says:
did u get mad?
Andrea says:
the musical?
r le minx says:
and it was a dumb dyke who did it
r le minx says:
no greece the country
r le minx says:
hahaha
r le minx says:
HAHHAHAAA
Andrea says:
heehee
Jamie says:
that’s a pretty picture, but yu don’t have to worry about blackmail…it could be someone else
r le minx says:
we have the best msn conversations
r le minx says:
right
Jamie says:
what were you doing at the liquor store at 11 am?
r le minx says:
i bought a big bottle of sake
r le minx says:
ok im going to post this conversation on my blog
r le minx says:
seeing as i am all lacking of material
r le minx says:
oh i dropped off the spy at the station
r le minx says:
and took the subway home and thought i should get a big bottle of sake
r le minx says:
so i can stop having panic attacks
Jamie says:
good thinking
r le minx says:
yah
r le minx says:
i ran out of weed
Jamie says:
weed gives me panick attacks
Andrea says:
me too
Andrea says:
i cant smoke it i go crAAAzy
r le minx says:
until my psychiatrist prescribes me speed or something i am going to go craaazy
Andrea says:
what are you panicking about raymi
r le minx says:
lots of things
r le minx says:
last nite was the worst, i couldnt breathe or close my eyes
Andrea says:
did you just copy me on purpose or did we both write craaazy because we are gay
r le minx says:
it was like a heart attack
Jamie says:
what are you talking about?! your shrink prescribing speed?
r le minx says:
i felt like a fat man
r le minx says:
we wrote it kuz we are gays
r le minx says:
speed as in like adderall
Jamie says:
craaazy gay
r le minx says:
it curbs yer desire to do five million things at once
Jamie says:
and that’s supposed to help?
Jamie says:
oh
r le minx says:
well it will make me less depressed kuz i wont be climbing the walls
Andrea says:
like ritalin?
Jamie says:
i like doing a million things at once
r le minx says:
like, “hi lets do coke and do karaoke and stay up til 5am and then go get breakfast” until my pancreas explodes
r le minx says:
i am buuurning out
Jamie says:
that’s only 4 things
r le minx says:
i want to be more productive and stop spending money
Jamie says:
6 if you count the pancreas explosion
r le minx says:
ga ga ga
Andrea says:
well raymi, you will probaby just eventually taper off
Andrea says:
you are young
Andrea says:
so you have alot of energy
r le minx says:
andrea it has been like this my whole life
r le minx says:
whole life
r le minx says:
i self medicate
Andrea says:
youve been young your whole life
Andrea says:
me too nigga
r le minx says:
nothing to do with my youth
Jamie says:
go to a yoga retreat
r le minx says:
i have so much free time it is ridiculous
Andrea says:
im just saying, it doesnt mean you are crazy
r le minx says:
i dont want to talk about it anymore there is more to it than you know, each case is different
r le minx says:
i know im not crazy
r le minx says:
it just messed with my noodle
Jamie says:
yeah…you’re craaaazy
r le minx says:
GRRR
Andrea says:
alright, sorry.
r le minx says:
i need a beach and a maitai and a little umbrella in my maitai
Jamie says:
how long was the spy in town for?
r le minx says:
and pink tacky sunglasses
r le minx says:
since the 11th
Jamie says:
so now you’re sad
Jamie says:
hey
r le minx says:
well im sad for ten million reasons
Jamie says:
did someone ask you to put that shoe in your cootch?
r le minx says:
whatveer
r le minx says:
no i decided to
Andrea says:
oh my god
r le minx says:
and spy took a photo of it
Andrea says:
i just found a really old blog of mine how embarrassing
r le minx says:
is it the lez be friends one?
r le minx says:
i linked it u know
Andrea says:
no another one
r le minx says:
hhaa
Jamie says:
what’s it?
Andrea says:
no way
r le minx says:
hahaa
r le minx says:
did u get yer puter fixed jamie
Jamie says:
yeah
Jamie says:
it still smells when it warms up though
r le minx says:
weird
r le minx says:
i hope it doesnt happen to mine
Jamie says:
it was just a freak thing
r le minx says:
i want to get that holiday rap album
r le minx says:
that gay 80s shit
r le minx says:
so good!
r le minx says:
“a dingle dang dingle a dingle dong!”
r le minx says:
and they were bad sweaters in the video and are in a disco
r le minx says:
so polish!
Jamie says:
i don’t know what you’re talking about
r le minx says:
me neither
Jamie says:
but i like it
r le minx says:
last 80s issue of vice they reviewd it
r le minx says:
a dingle dong!
r le minx says:
is my new saying
r le minx says:
please remind me
r le minx says:
to say it all the time
Jamie says:
you know i will
Jamie says:
raymi…did you ever have any good pictures on your digital camera from nyc?
r le minx says:
not really
r le minx says:
fuck i have so many porno pictures on my puter
r le minx says:
gahh
r le minx says:
like fuck what will i do next, inject heroin into my eye?
Andrea says:
oh my god
Andrea says:
i just found my old blogger account
Andrea says:
where I can post
Andrea says:
on YOUR blog
Andrea says:
heee
Andrea says:
but I wont
r le minx says:
post what
r le minx says:
i am posting this conversation guys
r le minx says:
all of it
r le minx says:
ill edit it a bit
Andrea says:
im a memner of Raymi the Monx blog
Andrea says:
minx
Jamie says:
i had to back up all my dirty shit so I could wipe it off my computer before I took it in
r le minx says:
u still are
r le minx says:
oh yah
r le minx says:
well please dont mess around with my life’s work
r le minx says:
thanks
Andrea says:
i wont
r le minx says:
ok
Andrea says:
you can delete me if you want
r le minx says:
people mite email u guys and offer money for the stiletto pic if i post this conversation
r le minx says:
i have friends who’ve been offered all kinds of shit
r le minx says:
for dirt on me
Jamie says:
like what?
r le minx says:
man i cant wait to be famous and have all 400 exlovers dish out the dirt
Jamie says:
money? sex?
r le minx says:
money
r le minx says:
connections
r le minx says:
whatever
Jamie says:
exactly
r le minx says:
http://www.indiko.com/slunk/raymibluur.jpg
r le minx says:
i dont care
r le minx says:
not like i pretend to be a virgin
Jamie says:
wow…you look beatiful there!
r le minx says:
thanks
Jamie says:
pretty
Jamie says:
nice bum too
r le minx says:
i wish i could float around naked all the time
Jamie says:
it seems like you do
r le minx says:
and it’s nothing to do with exhibitionism
Jamie says:
except when you go to the liquor stor in your sailor hat to buy sake
Jamie says:
clothes are for chumps
r le minx says:
its like, whatever, i like my tits and my tummy and i am gonna let it all hang out so everyone can go blow
r le minx says:
clothes schmoes
r le minx says:
i like to take them off a lot
r le minx says:
im like that member of no dount who gets naked all the time except when i do it it just makes people uncomfortable and it’s not at all funny
Jamie says:
who gets uncomfortable?
r le minx says:
everyone
r le minx says:
girls?
Jamie says:
bah!
r le minx says:
girls who are fat
Jamie says:
yeah? so?
r le minx says:
i wanna be a dancer
r le minx says:
woah i wonder who will actually read our fucking conversation
Jamie says:
i don’t think it’s such a good idea
Jamie says:
are you gonna post the whole thing?
Jamie says:
leave out the part where I said i met a girl that I like…because the wrong girl is liable to think I mean her
r le minx says:
yes it is funny
r le minx says:
there is nothing incriminating
r le minx says:
ok ill take it out
Jamie says:
thank you
r le minx says:
but can i put the part where u say, “take out the part where i say i like the girl” ?
r le minx says:
hahaa
Jamie says:
i know…that’s the funny part
Jamie says:
where’d pokey go?
Jamie says:
are you guys talking girl talk behind my back?
Andrea says:
i am trying to get into my old blog and delete it
Andrea says:
but they are saying theres no record of that username
r le minx says:
ahh
r le minx says:
hmm
r le minx says:
ok so i took out the part where u say u met a girl but i am leaving the part where u told me to take it off
r le minx says:
it is like irony or something
Jamie says:
people will think I just said that to be funny and they won’t know if there was really anything that you took out or not
r le minx says:
im posting this part too
Jamie says:
how much money do people offer for dirt on you?
Andrea says:
oh fuck
r le minx says:
so everyone will be confused
Andrea says:
i forgot all about work
r le minx says:
im not telling
Andrea says:
i gotta get ready
r le minx says:
uh oh
r le minx says:
ok bye
r le minx says:
do u massage dicks?
r le minx says:
i want that job man i am very good at it
r le minx says:
i should just be a stripper and get it over with already
r le minx says:
jesus
Jamie says:
i suppose if our gonna do it, now would be the time. Better than when you’re an old hag
Jamie says:
but i wouldn’t recommend it
Jamie says:
but at least I might be able to get the money you owe me
r le minx says:
right
r le minx says:
do you accept food stamps
r le minx says:
how about i go on welfare
r le minx says:
well i have money see, but i keep giving it away to strippers and bartenders and cab drivers etc etc
Jamie says:
ok…but I can’t buy beer and cigarretes with food stamps
r le minx says:
i am too fat and lazy to walk oh and i go to the tanning salon
r le minx says:
well buy food and trade it for drugs and then sell the drugs
r le minx says:
i think i should just be a drug dealer
Jamie says:
how about a coke whore and just cut to the chase?
r le minx says:
i already was that
r le minx says:
well not really
r le minx says:
what is a cokewhore again?
r le minx says:
i blow people for coke?
r le minx says:
i totally romanticize being a drinker
Jamie says:
yeah
r le minx says:
im all kerouac’d out with my cigarettes and my panic attacks
Jamie says:
i know a guy who was in the park one night and this old black dude offered to blow him and give him coke for letting him do it
r le minx says:
i want to be the most famous cigarette smoking drinking sad pathetic smartest whino ever
Jamie says:
there
r le minx says:
and hottest
r le minx says:
too
Jamie says:
there’s lots of competition
Jamie says:
well..no…not in the hottest category
r le minx says:
i like it when people get mad at me for being all naked and sexy and they think that i think i am the prettiest
r le minx says:
but really i am so insecure and dirtbaggish
r le minx says:
joke’s on them!
Jamie says:
you shouldn’t be insecure
Jamie says:
you are sexy and pretty and smart
r le minx says:
yah but
r le minx says:
hmm
Jamie says:
you’re too dumb to be sad
r le minx says:
i am not use to hearing it from real life people
Jamie says:
i’ve just erased about three things here
r le minx says:
why
Jamie says:
i’m a real life person
r le minx says:
i know
r le minx says:
i know
r le minx says:
haha too dumb to be sad
r le minx says:
i am never going to be happy
r le minx says:
even when i am happy i am sad
