101 Things about me
1. Both my navel and tongue are pierced. You decide if that�s tacky.
2. I don�t have my driver�s license but I can drive standard just perfectly.
3. I once performed the heimlech maneuver on this fat epileptic dude who was choking on a hamburger and I also scooped barf out of his mouth so he wouldn�t choke on that too.
4. I don�t own any records.
5. I was not at all phased to learn Paul Reubens likes little boys.
6. I have never tried heroin or acid.
7. I have a zit-popping fetish.
8. The smell of uncircumcised dicks is growing on me.
9. I ate Lemon Meringue pie for dessert during a flight to Florida when I was three years old.
10. I am convinced lesbians hate me.
11. Sometimes I forget to brush my teeth.
12. I have eaten a whole bag of chips and a whole tub of onion dip to myself on many occasions.
13. I�m a fag for romance.
14. I�m affectionate and I can be needy.
15. Sometimes I cut my own bangs and they never turn out the way I want them to.
I will continue this later
