if anyone cares i am going through all the videos on my laptop and putting them on my youtube account, and everyone is wasted in 89% of them, and most of them have never seen the light of day so go party in my account. oh and i’m fatter too so you can have fun with that.
oh and if you’ve been noticing the shittiness of haloscan lately and you’ve been wanting to comment just refresh my blog and the link to comments should appear.
merkley???: why is that on uk youtube?
me: cos im not american
and there is no canadian option
im snubbing you
merkley???: lame
me: uh no
merkley???: uh yes
me: why is that lame
merkley???: uk is far away
servers are half way around the world
not resourceful
me: has nothing to do with servers u doink
its just a tiny flag at the top of the page
merkley???: and its europhile which is total douchebag
me: it only has to do with the flag at the top
jesus
merkley???: trying to make a statement?
me: im trying to state that i am not american, and there is no canadian option, which is insulting, so i am insulting you guys back
so yes thank you for asking
merkley???: so edgey
me: edgy
merkley???: that too
the only reason there is a uk option is so people can choose the servers nearby
me: well my vids go up pretty fast
who cares
merkley???: you do
me: i didnt choose the flag until after i had joined and had videos up
i chose it a day later
there is no difference
merkley???: meh
me: meh in hell
merkley???: i. am. NOT. american. people.
GET IT RIGHT
ha ha
me: oh i forget you arent a yank sometimes
merkley???: i was doing an impersonation
me: i know and i was ignoring it
YOU HAVE BEEN VIRTUALLY IGNORED
merkley???: america is so sad you chose a brit flag
me: america IS sad
you are killing the world
good going
merkley???: ha ha
nothing funnier than a canadian complaining about america
me: nothing funnier than your bad breath
whatever sf go get another tattoo
merkley???: **************
me: you are infuriating me
me: “ha just read the merkley’s dream
and it made me remember a dream i had with you in it. i woke up pissed too, with low self esteem. i think you shot me down at some bar cuz you’d not drank enough to make out with me or something like that. it was a while ago.”
i would email this but your server is mexican and never gets my email
merkley???: ha ha
last night i dreamed maury povich was hitting on a girl i liked and he was winning — she was paying more attention to him cuz he was famous
me: good
merkley???: so i went and played “thriller” on a giant church organ that also had a piano connected
me: to get her attention
hahaha
merkley???: i was very surprised that i could play the entire song without ever having played it before
it just came out
perfectly
me: fascinating
you are fascinating canada right now
should i call the toronto star and tell them
no maybe the metro so commuters can read it on the train
merkley???: make sure you make it very very very very very clear that i am NOT american
GOD FORBID
me: hmm this is more of a tabloid anecdote so ill get in touch with the SUN instead
merkley???: oh are they the ones that post your driving and singing vids? –
ha ha
this is all your fault for being an asshole in my dream
me: oh my god you are so mean
merkley???: yeeeehaw!
me: well go have a nap right now and dream about me beating the shit out of you
merkley???: maybe i will dream about you eating a bowl of crap
me: ahahhaha
