ROFL.
this skirt doesn’t fit me right, you can have it if you want, it was forty bucks, just get me a couple glasses of jameson’s, fair trade.
so what happened at the show last nite i am too lazy to type it as a whimsical story so here it is in chat format:
me:
i ploughed a girl last nite at a concert
she was being passive aggressive
i was going excuse me excuse me to get by
she wouldnt instead she pretended not to hear or notice me and put her elbow out into my stomach not touching but to block me
so i said really cunty OH SO YOU’RE NOT GOING TO MOVE THEN?
then just plowed thru her
she was fat and shorter with glasses and ugly hair
oh and i was standing on a million broken beer bottles all this broken glass
and she wouldnt move
THEN her short bitter portly friend as we are in front waits for fils back to be turned taking pics and i got shoved by her i slowly turned my head and body around to see what the fuck and had the crazy eye and the girl got all flustered and said sorry and really meant it then stepped away from her friend and me.
the most annoying thing about nerd magnet bands is the type of nerds that come out, they think they own the band and fuck you if you get in the way, i like them more and this floorspace is mine, fine, i just want to get around you if you so much as sigh as i do so i will set fire to your LOTR fan fiction I MEAN IT!
last nite inspired me to write a guide to insecurity.
please PLEASE remind me to tell you about the first date couple we sat beside at red room before the show oh MAN.
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an email from liane:
lauren,
just to let you know, I have retired wee lianefong.com since I was overwhelmed with the difficulty wordpress presented to my peanut sized technology deficient brain.
the gospel is now at goodriddancetobadnews, but I will certainly revive lianefong.com in time for the revolution.
I can’t check your blog as much anymore because blogspot is now blocked in china! Blocking sort of waxes and wanes here according to how the internet security dudes are feeling.
I can read it at my office since my servers there run through HK but I can only glance at it since, well, you know you’re not safe for work. dangerous!
hope you are well. You know eventually we’re going to have to sit down and hash it out and really catch the hell up.
liane.
