more of the same

fil thinks these are porno, i said it’s just the socks, they change everything like oh this girl is thirteen and her interests include skipping, pigtails, rainbows and tea parties please stop jerking off.

H&M socks don’t last very long when you walk all over toronto good thing i have 6 other pairs.

peep my pipes.

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Phil: well get going sweetness cuz i will be home soon and the only thing i will be doing is making and eating my lesbian macaroni

me: THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN FOR ME TO BE HOME IN TIME FOR

Phil: oh i meant… nvrmnd
no if you’re gone when i get home then i guess that makes sense so you dont have to watch me

raymi: ha
cos lesbironi is such an event

merkley???: work with the mistakes not against them

me: i am trying

merkley???: embrace them
make it into barf

me: no this piece is whimsical
cant

merkley???: ha ha — you said “piece”
art fag

me: i thought you would like that
im sending you a picture tell me what to do
sending to @merkley
sent
tell me now

merkley???: must be a big file, didnt get it yet

me: omfg i hate yer email account
everytime i fucking email

merkley???: its YOU

me: im sending to gmail
and i hate you
ITS YOU

merkley???: it prob didnt even leave your computer yet

me: oh you dick
it is you always only you
everyone else gets my email
its you
i emailed it a thousand years ago
you didnt get it

merkley???: look in your out box

me: i did

merkley???: still uploading i bet

me: it’s sent
ITS GONE COS I AM DOING OTHER THINGS NOW THATS HOW GMAIL WORKS