this awesome thing happened last nite when we went to the liquor store, my cousin and i, she pulls into a parking spot doing the go-through when you blow into the spot attached to a spot so when you drive away you don’t have to back out anyway this crazy lady was blasting into that spot we were about to park in like a bat out of hell totally ignoring us, yes she would be in the right if she wasn’t doing 60kmh from dupont banking in diagonally so i tell cousin fuck it let her have it meanwhile crazy frizzy hair with anger management problems is giving us this cunty look and shaking her head i think she was buzzed cos she was acting insane with her face at us THEN she ploughs open her car door and it slams the car beside hers, totally oblivious that she did it OR totally knew, didn’t care, was feeling a bit sheepish for almost hitting us and then giving us cuckoo bitch face. anyway we lagged behind so to not have a yell-a-thon and she stomps off ahead to the vintages section shaking her fucking huge dirty blond fro and her face is all scrunched up angry.

then i bought a bottle of jameson’s and the cashier dude asked if i tried red breast i said is it cheaper he said no then i said no thanks i will stick with the irish trash and he asked if i was irish i said no, british.

you had to be there.

if that lady hit us who would be more at fault? we did a pull-through BUT she did not even make an effort to check for us and that parking lot is on a slant so we were higher above there is no way to NOT see us unless you were fucking WASTED and ignorant.