cousin vic, holy babesville right?

shared some yam fries, they’re ooook, with miso gravy

“simple” rice w/tofu steaks instead of tempeh

so i finally ate inside fresh and thankfully it was way less irritating than i anticipated. i am betting the mom/daughter the table beside us were digging on our conversation, i like how tiny two person tables and the foot between them mind-fuck you into thinking people cannot hear you talking, but they so can. also, i tend to talk a few decibels louder than the average joe, i think my hearing is bad so i compensate by yelling.

then we went to 7-11 to collect my eleven dollars from the scratch tickets my brother gave me for my birthday (TOLD YOU GUYS) i called him and asked what he wanted he said nothing don’t get me anything i’m not getting you anything i said too bad dirtbag, then i didn’t get him anything. ahahah. i will try and find some porno cards.

it’s embarrassing when they put your gamblor tickets through the machine that makes all those noises and then on the big screen everyone can see how much money you won, what if i had won 5 grand and the hobo behind me knifed me? i also do not like strangers thinking i have a gambling addiction, yeah, i really care what the patrons of seven-eleven think about me, it is very important they view me with the utmost respect and admiration.

did a stand-up tan for 7 minutes, forgot my goggle-things, no matter vic leant me hers, they are strapless and would not balance on my face whilst standing up and no matter how hard i shoved and tried to cram them into my sockets and squint and get my eye skin to magically hold them, no dice, so i had to go with my eyes tight shut alternating between squinting super hard and looking down chin to chest, yes i know it’s bad. next time i’ll do lie-down.

if someone leaves a snarky skin cancer comment again fuck off, tanning once in awhile is NOT bad for you, it is actually good for your skin to have uv rays fucking look it up, going every other day is bad and so is looking like an orange/brown wrinkly leather purse with eyes, ew.

also, skin pigment update: no change, nothing.