i think there should be a blogger reality television show in the style of the real world except it would be super boring cos none of the bloggers would socially interact they would be too busy flaming each other in their comments and then writing long boring blog posts and taking pictures of still-life bullshit, and i probably would not be included in this show out of spite, or i would, and everyone would hate me i would be billed as the annoyingly popular blogger but then a hotter less popular blogger would be on the show too and i would be forced to catfight her totally fucking throw-down, i would be all apathetic like hansel in zoolander yet facetious and drink scotch in the livingroom til 3 in the morning every nite. how long ’til my idea is stolen? it could be in the same space u8tv was.

the roommates and i would get together and watch the same movie then write our reviews, theirs would be all ass-kissy tame and mine would be all nasty caps-locked existential and smarmy and i would write long paragraphs complaining about the noises everyone made during the film, loud-breathing, chewing, feet-tapping etc.

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we are going to miss america’s next top model tonite cos of edward scissorhands play/musical do NOT tell me who is voted out please. when are the repeats? friday at 8? is there one tomorrow as well?