merkley???: i just had a lovely tuna salad
me: lovely
merkley???: tunafish – diced dill pickle — mustard — squeeze of lemon — and lots
of pepper
simple and refreshing
merkley???: and pretty to look at with the yellow of the mustard, pink of the tuna and translucent green of the pickle
me: oh man open the window and let some of the fag out please
merkley???: jealous
me: not really i do not have an appetite right now
plus i rocked an awesome sandwich yesterday
and then more delicious food later on
merkley???: looks kinda dry
me: no it was fresh
prosciutto pesto provolone
salty as hell
mmmm
merkley???: oil and vinegar too?
me: well in the pesto sauce
merkley???: true
me: there is oil
merkley???: got this email from a 16 year old today
u r such a mother fucker!!!!!!!!! how could u hate horses u r a cheap ass hoe who does not know his ass from his head you probably dont even have a brain you cheap ass mother fucker fuck you up ur fucking ass you ass whole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: AHAHHAHAHAHHA
dude i am being “ripped” in these comments
merkley???: on your blog?
link please
me: hang
here is the post
from a bunch of mongoloids
there are so many mean things i could say
but im not
here is the comment stream
merkley???: i commented
me: nice
dude that comment does NOT help me
merkley???: ha ha
me: whatever
merkley???: people still buy that stupid horse hater shit
so weird
i make like 12 dollars a month
me: ha
whats the url so i can link it in our convo
i like how people are all YOU ARE SELF CENTRED like it is a dis
merkley???: ha ha
me: um of course i am i have every right to be and you dont you fugpole
merkley???: horsehater
me: check this genius comment i just received, from some dykebreath in bangor maine, probably your mom
Raymi – first you really do suck. I don’t care who agrees with me. Second “your” just some whore who spreads her leg and flops a tit out for a photo or a stuffed sex doll and then says “hey I am popular and you all are fucking losers” Third that does not make you popular, it makes you Jerry fucking springer. he got good ratings too. We all love to watch freaks. finally – go fuck yourself, you stupid bitch. I fucking dare you to post this… what a no talented ass clown you are. Oh I am not going to post my shit, because unlike you… I don’t have to prove shit. whatta cunt.
merkley???: ha ha ha she sounds really intelligent
me: i know right my mind is BLOWN
merkley???: i bet you are really sad about it all
me: yeah she really knows the real me, her of all people, my heart is in pain right now especially when she dared me to post her comment
merkley???: what will happen if you post it?
me: dont know she thinks im hurt by it? whatever maine, where she lives is burn enough on her. comments like these make me feel sad about society
merkley???: they make me feel sad about EVERYTHING
me: yeah
merkley???: i mean that horse email was just plain MEAN
does that 16 year old girl even know how much time and effort i put into that thing and for what reason? to make people laugh to create a little joy
me: i know i feel hurt on behalf of your hurt
merkley???: and then she just turns around and calls me an ass WHOLE like an ass ENTIRELY
me: i really feel like you put a lot of care into the horse site cos i feel the same way EXACTLY about horses and i have been waiting patiently my entire life for a site like yours
merkley???: it just takes the wind out of my sails
me: oh HUG <3 there there
merkley???: whats the point in even joking if its just going to hurt someone?
me: i just wish people on the internet could be more thoughtful
merkley???: i didn’t mean any harm
me: aw i feel like we need the advice of lonesome dove right now in a MAJOR way
merkley???: thats what those blogs should really be used for
like when people write crazy emails like those to go back as lonesome dove and talk about the hurt
me: can we talk about MY pain now i mean first she told me i sucked then she said i spread my leg MY LEG i didnt know i could spread one leg that totally blew my mind cos she is so intelligent like that
merkley???: how did she know about the amputation
me: and then she went and fully complimented me comparing me to jerry springer
he is RICH that girl is saying that i can be rich too?
merkley???: yeah well at least you’re not an ass WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with a billion exclamations points
me: man i would HATE to be the whole of an ass
merkley???: she really knows how to hit where it hurts
she probbly takes a psychology class
me: i feel sorry for anyone who will comment after that cos the bar has been raised so high – then she said unlike me she doesnt have to prove shit – wow, right there, she is so right, cos her comment just totally said it all finally at last, there is nothing left to say. i should be thanking this girl, i feel like her comment really helped me, set me straight
merkley???: no it really is a wake up call
