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me: people are talking outside our door and i have to take a crap
and it [bathroom] is near the door
GO AWAY

Bostick: i hate that

me: TALK INSIDE YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT

Bostick: smoking?

me: talking
ladies
boring old lady talk

Bostick: yeah

me: i am going to look at them thru the peephole

Bostick: is it going to be loud?

me: they are talking about orange essence cleaner
they wont go away
fuck off

Bostick: turn up the tv real loud

me: seriously
no i like spying
even though i hate them
man if i was in the bath right now i would have to sit very still so they couldnt hear the water

Bostick: slide a go away note under the door
open the door and flip your hair and cut your eyes at them
then shut it

me: this is prolly pay back for us being up late drinking and talking loud
playing guitar hero

Bostick: they are still out there?
wtf

me: ok they said goodbye
took them forever

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