so we FINALLY watched the departed last nite and it is amazing, the script, dialogue, casting, everything, brilliant. HOWEVER the one part that was supes gay was the whole WHO IS THE RAT? thing which is the majority of the second half of the film. (if you haven’t seen the departed yet, stop reading NOW i will not be held accountable for the ruinification of your departed-watching cos you are addicted to my shitty movie reviews you can find this review later in my RAYMI’S MOVIE OPINIONS menu). alright.
ok so leonardo has his arm in a cast then it is taken off to “see if he has contraband” and then jack nicholson is all ARE YOU A COP and he goes i am not a cop and he goes swear on your mother’s life and leo goes I AM NOT A COP!! (not swearing on his mother’s life) and jack nicholson is beating his busted arm with leo’s timberland boot over a pool table WELL I GUESS HE ISN’T A COP. pfft.
moving on to about a year later leo is running around still with nicholson and his goons and then all of a sudden oh no THERE IS A RAT AMONGST THEM and jack nicholson’s character is going squirly a bit because he cannot for the life of him figure out who the fucking rat is what is it with these mole/rat movies and the bad guy leader whining and complaining throwing their arms in the air OH MY GOD WE ARE FUCKED THERE IS A RAT AND IT CANNOT BE THE FUCKING NEW GUY NO WAY BECAUSE I ALREADY ASKED HIM ONCE AND BELIEVED HIM SO IT ISN’T HIM HOWEVER ONCE HE SHOWED UP THAT’S WHEN THE SNITCHING AND BAD LUCK BEGAN HMMMM I WISH I WAS A DETECTIVE WITH DETECTIVE SKILLS AND COULD FIGURE OUT THIS FUCKING MYSTERY COINCIDENCE.
other than that it is amazing and mark wahlberg is HILARIOUS “maybe it is, maybe it isn’t, maybe FUCK YOURSELF.”
the girl-interest is babe city with her little hair style and lips and eyes and fil sid he didn’t have a crush on her but i think he is a liar anyway i have a revived crush on di caprio now, sorry. matt damon is really good at being annoying i swear scorsese was like MATT, FOR YOUR MOTIVATION THINK ANNOYING. perfect.
