last nite i watched parts of madonna’s confessions tour and holy crap it is going to change my life i decided i am going to have a dancer’s body again and i am going to achieve this without walking into a gym. the very fucking second it is warm i am longboarding again this is the year of longboarding for me. i turned into a tanned skeleton two summer’s back all i did was longboard get wasted at a bar longboard home everyday. i need to start scouting out good longboard-stashing bushes for when i go boozing too bad it is like trying to hide a surfboard what is a million colours and totally stands out. yes you are not suppose to talk about being skinny until you get skinny but whatever i already lost ten lbs so i have already started most importantly for REAL in my head something snapped i don’t pig out anymore or drink beer or eat garbage. this blog needs to be about me more.

i did all this work on katamari last nite (hah WORK) i collected about 5000 roses and fil turned it off without saving my progress. nice going. i was at 136,000 roses and i have to get a million do you know how fucking long that takes! fil destroyed a half hour’s work wow i am a fucking loser for talking about this except the nerds of you reading this you are all uh huhuhuhuh fully bonering it. i am going to google katamari pictures so we can enjoy them together on this fine friday on the good earth it is the energy drink talking now i have no control.

look a katamari cake!

AND they made a firefox cake too

THIS IS WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR ANDREA TO GIVE BIRTH TO HER SON IT IS FUNNY