this morning when i got up to pee a second time and put in a tampon fil said hey didn’t you just put in a new tampon before i got in the shower i said no and then i asked if he was jealous that i had a period he said no i said yeah right i bet you would have a flow chart of your cycle and all that other garbage and he said yeah if i was a girl i would SO monitor my cycle and freak ouf if it were a day late and then that would make it even later and so on.
man i’m glad fil isn’t a girl he would be THE MOST ANNOYING GIRL i said that i would NOT be his friend and i would hate him he asked why and i forget what i said but i’m sure it was funny. i think he would be bitchy and whiny and pretentious OH i know i said he would be a big phony, funny he can get away with it when he’s a dude but if he was a girl nope sorry.
fil got me a matching diamond pin because he has to copy everything i do i swear he is like my shadow that is 6’3 and has beard i love you dinky
AND NOW FOR SOME VALENTINE’S DAY FANMAIL:
Raymi,
You don’t know what beauty is you inarticulate egomaniac…
Your as common as they come.
I don’t walk around all the time putting everyone around me down to build myself up,
and brag about my good qualities…
Your a blah face:)
-melissa
it’s you’re
and to what are you referring to exactly? do you want to talk about it?
love raymi
also her subject heading was her own name i don’t get it?
