me: hi you are never on g talk

Elizabeth: I know
this is new
and exciting
well
new at least
I just moisturized my hands
fucking feels great
I am having a bush wax tomorrow
Im already wincing
making my wince faces

me: hahaha

Elizabeth: practicing
uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghh

me: i thought you were down with growing a forest

haha, wang

Elizabeth: oh I am
to a point
then its like a forest grows under the forest
and I have too much hair to deal with
and need to pull it all out

me: when are u going to nols he is planning to go to queen video on college at some point he goes every thursday or something
i told him to call me after that gayness

Elizabeth: I suppose if I maintained it regularly
oh are we done bush talking
um
yeah gayness
dunn

me: seriously you had a major bush over the summer

Elizabeth: nick is leaving soon
yeah its bigger now

me: are you last minute boyfriending it up

Elizabeth: yeah
but it isnt proving to be very enjoyable
Im too tired to be nice to him

me: dude i am a lunatic by myself my mental stability diminishes more and more with each passing loner moment

Elizabeth: and all I want is him to kiss my ass and hump me
ummmmmmmmmm
well

me: well come over then and we can subway together
you can drink wine with me

Elizabeth: I have to make him miserable for at least until he leaves
which is within the hour

me: ok

Elizabeth: you should meet me at my subway
my nails are really long

me: i am just taking pictures of myself contorting my body to look the skinniest

Elizabeth: are you gonna be jealous

me: yes
i will probably tell a loud story to distract from your nails

Elizabeth: ok I am going to shower and smell nice for you

me: good i dont want to hang out with a dirty ugly annoying whore

Elizabeth: I will call you befrore subway
oh I am whore too you know

me: i mean i am looking forward to our evening

Elizabeth: reformed whore
still whore
great
me too

me: im putting this on my blog
647-***-****

Elizabeth: with a nick pic of my rack?

me: call when u are ready to roll

Elizabeth: do it up!

me: with your bush

Elizabeth: nick = nice

me: and my beautiful body
yes i got that

Elizabeth: leave the stuff about me wanting to make him miserable

(i was going through my flickr for pictures of elizabeth’s hairy bush and when i finally got to it i double-clicked too many times and it put me back at the beginning of my unorganized set and of course i don’t lable or tag anything so i had to go through everything again — the point is i look like a european bitch here doesn’t it look like i would say SHOOT UP LETS GO FOR VODKA or something?)