last nite at the bedford beside fil these three BOYS NITE OUT bald nerd asshole dickfucks were having pints and fully ignoring the game and as usual i am mega-eaves-dropping on their shit, it starts with one dude bragging that his girl is all GO, GO OUT GO OUT AND HANG while the other dude counters with well i am not allowed out to which douche #1 restates his hanging-out privileges, he is the baldest most obnoxious dude of the three so it is no wonder his girlfriend is like GO OUT.

and THEN that boston pizza commercial comes on, both of them actually, first the one where the girl is walking through the park and all dudes around her fall down and break shit cos she is suppose to be hot and then she goes to boston pizza (i think the commercial is a continuation thing anyway) and sits down and what with all the beer and pizza and televisions blasting sports no one is paying her attention so she turns off the tvs and then total shit storm havoc ensues, a dude drops his beer it explodes a waitress is thrown into a booth of people her tray goes everywhere people trip over this mess, anyway i love that commercial LOVE IT and so these dudes stopped talking while this commercial is on and then when it was over the most obnoxious one proclaims WHAT THE HELL SHE’S NOT EVEN THAT HOT NOT HOT AT ALL ACTUALLY and then the other guy says YEAH DUDE TOTALLY NOT HOT to which i lean way over and give the majorest stink-eye on the planet and none of them catch it they are still talking about how not hot this girl is and fil is cock-blocking my dirty look.

so then of course my anger transfers to fil he says i shouldn’t get involved and i say oh yes i should these fuckheads are being all masters of the universe and they are shitting on my gender meanwhile they are ugly bald losers and fil said ok ok fine but then the moment had passed. they didn’t seem to get the fact that the girl cast in the commercial is suppose to be natural, under-stated hot NOT pornstar plastic fake tits long fingernails blond extensions hot the thing i mostly wanted to point out was HOW DARE THEY DID YOU FORGET WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!?!?

and then they proceeded to discuss computer video games and pondered what they should like more, art? what’s better to like than art? oh it must be wine yeah we should like wine! hey how about liking stuff cos it interests you not just cos you feel obligated to fit in with a certain type of people FUCK! then obnoxiouslor told this pointless story about how he was wearing jeans and a t-shirt and someone had the audacity to take him for someone who doesn’t make a lot of money then he goes AND THEN I WAS LIKE I MAKE TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU DO FUCKER! then he restated the story to the other guy who was taking money out of the atm then proclaimed we are the bank machine generation HAHAHA and that how would you even get a fake 20 ever unless you paid with a 50 um dude you would get a fake 20 cos “we are the bank machine generation” remember?

then they went across the street to the duke i said to fil i am not above following a pack of dickheads around town all nite long just to confirm that they suck even more, it was a schoolnite though so we didn’t.

i SO hope to bump into them again or that they find my blog. if you know three dicks who went to the bedford last nite tell them to read my blog thanks.