Blogdrawal
Ready for some cray shit?
I bought this drag caribana seahorse cape winged thing in pink. THAT I am keeping a secret until the show. I’ll put up the video of me twirling this one though, it’s like an interpretive (loser) version of Batman. Who will also be at my burlesque show fyi. Yes the Yong Dundas Square Batman. Last show had Tommy Hollywood. Who pulls out all the stunts for ya? This post is just a head’s up to the late night superfans that I’ll brb with more if you were planning on internerding up late a bit longer IT WILL BE WORTH IT.
Still fits. Very snug though ahah. Green tea all day tomorrow then. If I faint on stage I will remember to fall forward and you can crowd surf me in to the winner’s arms. Bring a lot of money! Love a Heart facebook Event. 8PM At the Hideout 484 Queen St W. Our dates are sponsored too so it’s kind of like a free date essentially (except I expect to go for more than the date is worth, I better or I will be staring at you with hatred all night long haha kidding kind of sort of not really).
I got all the dancers red light up rings because I treat burlesque like my senior kindergarden birthday party THE BEST ONE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE! Next time maybe loot bags. The stage is going to look phenom. I went cuckoo but whatevs man, good investment. My cape comes with 4 metal rod inserts to float and twirl around with and the guy said to look on youtube for tutorials. How does he know my secret dance secrets??? PPS. Jamba Juice will be there with smoothies. Red ones. OMFG.
DON’T GO TOO FAR NOW!
*If I get sleepy I get to change my mind and blog in the morning so it’s only a half bamboozle. I did a lot today.
nice!