i must say i was quite unimpressed with yesterday’s episode of the facts of life. here is a shitty synopsis: this princess attends the school who is a runaway from other various boarding schools, her parents neglect her bla bla she’s basically blair warner the resident rich snob whose parents also neglect her anyway, this princess chick is all set to run away again cos that’s what she does and there’s this beautiful predictable build-up to when one might rightly assume blair would catch wind of this princess runaway bitch, take her aside and be all I UNDERSTAND YOU and how lovely and cheesy that would be, and does it happen? NOOOOOOOO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck.
it ends on this campy everyone awake in pajamas gathered in the kitchen note. totally not fair.
i wish i was alive when this show aired originally and that i was a writer on it, producer, something, it would still be airing today i’m sure.
the end.
