food/porn
don’t forget to add some goat cheese to the pot. it’s amazing how healthy and human i feel now after eating fresh, self-prepped tomatoes.
also our neighbours have been watching tv extra loud lately AND fighting and they are like total fossils we just heard the dude yelling at the lady who is way older he said THIS IS MY HOUSE CLEAN UP YOUR FILTH it’s a miracle she can even walk let alone clean up ooh now there is crashing sounds this is making me sad that lady is so old she has scabs all over her legs and walks in slow-motion. that old guy is such a dick too he barely says hi when we see each other in the hall he’s such a crab why can’t we ever live near cool people is that too much to ask?
i just asked fil what if she dies and fil said WHAT IF I DIE?
um if you can die from being sucky, spoiled, and waited on hand and foot let me know cos i think i know how to save your life.
