be the muse you are and you’ll go very far

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oh boy what a weekend.

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in times like these (temporary hysteria?) one must act as one’s own publicist and second-think about TMI-ing with the universe.

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you gotta bury it and carry it.

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i look pretty tired here. once again, allergies punched me in the face but i learned that if i have honey from this area it will help me become immune to the pollen, that those (MOTHERF-ING) bees in this area carry around to their hives. hey smojoe i know you’re a bee keeping freakazoid please bring me a jar of honey thanks. ps. coincidentally you wrote a nice thing about me in your pepsi post,

Thirty minutes later, and quite by accident I really annoyed Raymi with even more socially awkward behaviour. I asked for a pen to get a number from a guy, a hair dresser who wants to be on page one of Google and Raymi said she had one. Turns out she didn’t, but I went looking a little too intently in Raymi’s open purse and she scolded me. Rightly so. I felt foolish. Especially because it’s Raymi, and I have nothing but respect for her… Her acerbic wit is rare and precious, and she’s truly a unique voice and author. I’m not just saying that. Have you ever read Raymi The Minx ?

where was i…

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yes friday night bbq chez lisa, pre-advhaus party.

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we forgot this, it’s teacher and i, barbarella who is this famous guy again? all of teacher’s friends are in lust with him now that he is hotter by raymi osmosis. skinnier, no glasses, constitution, dating bombshell. heheh.

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tanya, bikini portraits for salv darling summertime frames?

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i didn’t get too many pictures because i was too busy experiencing the black hole what are adventurehouse parties. you must come to experience for yourself. the whole family was there and i love when random little raymis appear and they get to meet their hero in proper elemental form. yah yah. like that bar brawl that broke out. TMR has trained me into a fighting machine. one girl there is beefing up to train to be a cop she’s done her written test but now needs to get beefed up which, i totally am. guys should i become a cop? or like a secret interpol sexy sleuth that gets information from visiting higher-ups then karate chops their bodyguard (much like happened friday night hahah) and scale down a building pipe outside the hotel window?

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UO sat afternoon was very montreal hangover shopping spree. i don’t think the human eyeballs were meant to handle acid trippy colours and fluorescent lighting, not to be an eye specialist or anything here.

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i am going to be nude in a movie soon. i am getting more comfortable with that.

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think we have some winners. coed change rooming is illegal right?

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see my animalistic ab definition? i’m down to a 28 waist according to these shorts. which i bought.

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should have got these. also come in blue navy. everyone i know whines about UO it’s like walking into a candy store you can’t go in unless you are willing to blow at least $150. which is what i did and i am still having buyer’s regret over it. i still need a bikini for south beach.

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i didn’t buy this cos it was like lingerie on me, xs or large. my legs are too long and i am already getting nothing but bitchiness toward me for owning my new body i have laboured consistently to achieve. i am tired of passive aggressive beta girls and mean chicks and getting no break cos when i snap back or react everyone is extra sensi cos it’s raymi, meanwhile i’m the one getting bullied and shit slung behind the back of. i don’t have the patience or energy to be the bigger person anymore.

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a little too juvenile. i also owned this exact same dress (with matching belly top) when i was 6 and wore it to my bowling birthday party in streetsville hahaha.

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my dad was an understudy for charlie bucket in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

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my grandma and grandpa. i have never see john so thin!

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my dad at 17.

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we watched true grit. pure coen brothers magic. jeff bridges was unintelligible beyond belief and i cried when i thought the little girl was dying and why didn’t they make her meet up with matt damon in the end ooooh yearning cliffhanger goodness.

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so far three have poppd off my right hand, the ones i applied stone cold sober, but maybe that’s cos i am right handed?

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that chick wears the same thing throughout the entire film. i think i need to see it again.

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my dad gave (until we break up which they both agreed upon hahah) teacher a pair of his raybans. score. where’s my glasses dad??!

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my niece’s clock.

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we whipped each other with the ball a ton. fun times. lots of ambushes.

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grabbed some shades from the tickle trunk.

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read this in bed last night til i fell asleep, may have influenced some dreams.

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everyone was fighting this weekend. we had late night entertainment courtesy of mcdonald’s parkdale ahh my fave. i never fast food imbibe so this was something special.

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white trash lady over yonder was screaming at the cute brown chicks, stuff like AFGHANI AFGHANI pure racist vitriol garbage. i went over to them all afterward to crisis counsel, but also wanted the inside scoop.

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there was another chick in line with the white shirt white trash garbage mouth and it was basically just like, why you lookin ‘at me like that for, got classist a little so the lesser than floundered and turned it racial. yawn. the girls called the cops, who never came and i was saddened to hear that “they were used to it” as there were other visible non-whites scattered throughout the dining room who just like, fully shut down. also shocking. this woman’s filthy spewy racial rant was deserved of total retaliation, but no one did anything.

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purple shirt was also compadres of white shirt racial spewer. every derogatory slag you can think of toward people of this identity, she said it. well not all of them but she said enough and it got my blood boiling. clearly she was drunk as hell and not to be taken seriously but they wanted to wait outside to fight these girls which is why i went over to them. when teacher and i finished our burgers we left and the crazies were gone. tales from parkdale princess.

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it’s all cool dudes.

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sent this to my brother and he texted lol is that you?

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nerd hairdo boys love.

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at one point i said this is so trailer park boys they were clinksing their beers and cheersing mediocrity ahh i love my family.

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rocky is getting chubs, daddy and no it’s not the hair.

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burger run and my first nail pops off. easy to reapply. will def require a minxing afterward.

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my brother is my dad’s stylist. nice SPACEJAM shoes dad are you friends with michael jordan and looney tunes?

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attempting to youthen up my dad’s band’s target audience.

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the first applique.

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hit the photobooth at steamwhistle.

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i hogged the front. you can sit on my lap next time.

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see how i look like whomever i stand beside. i am mystique.