all you have to be is fascinating

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and so it began. major zoolander rollin’ through the streets in 80’s gear. hilariously chic, confusing everybody at mach ten.

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are you for se’ers guy, top down? perfect.

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needs more flowers!

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picked up our jitterbug triad completer sheldon aka 40deuce. this will always be my favourite picture of us together.

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one because we look like total c*nts (i have captioned this photo as such in my facebook profile pics)(one of several hundred of them hah) and two because i am a size zero. oh look i’m also wearing a jumper.

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my glasses are unflattering but shawn said they’re like lady gaga 80’s so i said fine.

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check all my swarovski decadence! i was comparing my jems to keshia’s heart necklace and f–k that broad is teeny weeny eh? adorable and like, could totally just put her in a sack and walk her out the back, i know revival’s entire floorplan thanks to burlesque hahah anywaaaaay… did i spell her name right?

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beauty youthifying photo trick, eyelashes down, face downward but the apples of face to camera, if you can appropriate some sun that would be hella wicked too. hang your ass out the side of a red convertible.

also check that out woah.

here i am in oxford (17) not knowing shit about posing in photos. this is what we call real person posing, except wacky, i did wacky, that’s all i knew.

here’s a bit of slutty. that’s warwick castle, what’s up!

i also always kind of wanted to be a teacher. NERD!

at fifteen.

sorry i’m lost in my archives i’m looking for something specific. it’s a nightmare in there.

ew. ok i give up. there’s this one photo where i look very similar to the one in shawn’s car up there. back on track now.

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howdy!

we have arrived.

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wicked.

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one of my fan boys was there, jarvis emerald. nice to meet you and make the time of YOUR life! ha.

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the spoons. more like the whos? blaha. sorry. when they finished no one clapped, someone had to MC a round of applause. i was too busy waiting for my pupils to dilate properly to the darkness of the daytime sunshine cavern what is revival. i couldn’t make out (recognize) zach and it pissed him off and he didn’t buy my story. i blank on people’s names and suffer mega social anxiety so when you are wearing a onesie and your ass is hanging out and everyone is staring at you hard cos you are raymitheminx sorry bro it’s not all about you right meow.

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i made this moment happen and i dragged rannie‘s ass over to snap a photo. i should have been your point girl casie but i was too busy being a sucky pants. what happened to the fun time star glasses lulz? keshia said the pepsi throwback party was the number one trending topic last night on twitter. in the words of miley cyrus, that’s puh-ritty coool.

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oh and in case you were wondering, this was a really good time. really really good time. dance party drank tix girl dance circles busting moves it was like heathers and high school musical and a great way to kick off summer it busted me right the eff out of my funk. i took 4 swag bags (teacher got one i am including that) and i handed them out on the way home, to the door girl i said I AM CASIE’S BEST FRIEND to get more bags SHE WOULD APPROVE OF THIS hahahah. bumped into fringe boy on his bike, gave him a pepsi bag. then brosz7 deeper into bellwoods park when i made time stop by my onesie and the sea of hipster blanket islands what a grass meat market that is. into it. the last pepsi bag was gifted to our server at watusi where i got wa-boozey cos it was dead and we were like one of two tables, no three. teacher says i made her night. i don’t want the pepsi can temptation around, the real sugar shot straight to my brains and stomach i am sure. i have a newd scene coming up remember.

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this was great.

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dance off.

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shawn the opportunist took it but his bromance with scott blossomed into a two song dance set what the fuuuuh?

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it got hype.

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ha check the screen. feels good don’t it?

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I DON’T HAVE A NAME BECAUSE I BELONG TO RAYMI hah. no no not true. people know who i am there they can just see him beside me and then go oh, oh yeah. or have TEACHER. brock whispered all kinds of dirty shit to me about that like oh a teacher eh, i can only IMAGINE the things you two do together. i ******* to thinking about it blaha oh shut the **** up brock.

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and then we were gone.

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reminds me of TOYS. robin williams movie.

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oh my god i was gassed here. bad girl. luckily i somehow woke up thin. i didn’t pre-eat pre-party.

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shrimp and wasabi ketchup. bomb. i said the word umeboshi (butter) in my head all night long i just should’ve gone with it it is SOOOO delicious but 3 bucks pricier.

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my negroni his mojito. i also had a maitai? i forget.

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i like these cos i sip them, drink slower, the compari is like a taste speedbump. i remember when i first ever tried it at the central, kamila made one i was like bleeeeeeech SICK.

loved the photobooth.

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shannon your outfit was hot.

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i threw down a ton of diva poses and the photog and laptop guy were like 0_o! awesome. they’re like, do you DO this? yes, i do.

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i like your cindy loo who hairband casie!

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blammo pajamo OUTTIE thanks wieners!