i laugh my head off everytime a news show does a feature on the dangers of myspace. last nite some lady was all it’s like the new playground for kids!!!

no shit einstein! what’s that you say? there’s books in the, library? huh what? water is wet?!! GET OUT OF HERE!

i’m not disputing that everything said was or wasn’t true wait am i doing that double negative thing? anyway i agree that the kids should be monitored and bla bla you’d think parents would be more on the ball with this shit by now so i don’t have to watch a recycled news feature about myspace every nite.

JEANETTE HAS A COMPUTER IN HER ROOM I CAN’T CONTROL WHAT SHE DOES WHEN I’M ASLEEP!

i have an idea, make your own myspace account posing as a kid your child’s age and dupe them into adding you then spread a vicious rumor about your kid having herpes or being a slut or whatever all over myspace. DO IT!

or plan a movie date and then when YOU show up and not some 4 foot emo kid your daughter will be all DAAAAAAAAAAD! YOU ARE SOOOO EMBARASSING! and you can go that’s right, KIMBERLY_CUTIE_1990 YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED!