i just manically cleaned the bathroom because today i am polish. then i am going to wash the duvet and sheets and pillow covers. i have accomplished many things today like brushing and whitening my teeth and posting ten times on my blog and making a fort for the cat out of the comforter and i made myself a double espresso and couscous lentil curry soup.

yesterday i told fil to fuck off cos he said i should have done the laundry earlier, see, SEXIST! then we walked separately in the rain to the movie theatre and i sent him five mean voicemails being all OMG WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!? then i saw him first outside the theatre but pretended i didn’t cos i am a spy and then he walked over to me on his fone and i was all like super casual, “hey” it was pretty decent of me.

back to being polish the first day i met agatha she was wearing a kercheif on her head and i am all WHAT ARE YOU A POLISH CLEANING LADY? and then i said a racist polish joke, racist, i meant _funny_ polish joke and turns out she IS polish.

then i’m all in a corner being like, so, you understand this joke then right?

later on that nite once everyone was wasted tamara was all over my boydate and i screamed at her IF YOU’RE A DYKE WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING ACT LIKE IT!? that was a very good first impression i made and then we left.