my body is red as hell and i have a playboy bunny tanned thing on my left breast cos i am too legit to quit.

we went out for brunch with martin after a right piss-up last nite and while we were out cid jumped on one of the glass shelves in the bathroom and it totally smashed everywhere and chipped the bathtub and we walked into the condo to glass fucking everywhere OH CID!

i thought corpse bride was fucking meh but i totally have a thing for the bride and every other big-titted female in that film i don’t care if they are made out of rubbery clay and are 13″ tall shut up and go away.

i am waiting for my nails to dry and i plan to wear my stupid pregnant little red dress tonite to m+l’s stag/doe but i am having difficulties deciding whether to wear socks or tights or fishnets or boots and running shoes UNGH!

here is my dilemma

1. i can’t wear fishnets and stilettos cos somehow my stilettos are too small now and when i wear them it’s like i am walking with my toes all smashed up underneath my feet and by the end of the nite i will want to kill myself and will walk home barefoot 100 per cent

2. i can’t wear my long white looks like laced up victorian boots socks cos my legs are red as hell and i can’t wear them over black tights cos that would look stupid and i can’t wear them over fishnets cos that would look too busy.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND I REMEMBER I HAVE BEIGE TIGHTS YES!

anyway i couldn’t do the fishnets and granny style heels thing cos i would have to wear little anklet socks cos those shoes are slightly too big for me and i can’t do that because melissa rocks the little socks and heels look and i am going to HER stag and doe like what am i going to do HI THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR CELEBRATION OF MARRIAGE IN TRIBUTE TO YOU I AM DRESSED LIKE YOU.

i will probably regret wearing my red dress too since i have a really bad sweating problem that i cannot control.