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bye sharpie we’ll miss you! don’t forget to watch survivor! o lay o lay oh lay oh lay oh lay o. that’s the survivor theme music.

fil and i are going to eat at the best restaurant in the entire universe. martin is coming to town to have lunch with val and it made me think HEY I COULD GO AND HAVE LUNCH SOMEWHERE! having lunch in a restaurant is something civilised adults do. i’m an adult who is partly civilised and i could go for a really nice sandwich about now. i scoured toronto.com for the best restaurant and i will tell you which one i chose later because i don’t want a million people showing up to watch me put all the food in the world into my mouth.

we’re not sure if martin will end up hanging out with us which we are trying not to take too personally like dude hasn’t even seen our place yet!

someone emailed me to tell me that it wasn’t cool that i wrote about that guy who called me at 5 in the morning to ask about dumb shit and i speculated he was coked-out, first of all, calling me on a week nite at 5 in the fucking morning is asking to be shit-talked on my blog, no matter how close of friends we are ok, like fuck, i talk shit about my mom secondly, anonymously emailing me on behalf of someone and saying the words NOT COOL and being somewhat threatening? how about dude calls me himself at a reasonable hour to discuss it. lastly, good thing i used a fake fucking name you tool!


raymi thats really not cool writing about “adan” having a coke party considering alot of people down town read this (including me). i’ve already heard people talking about how they heard that on your
website so i went to check it out.(ya obviously no one has a life) i’m sure if you did the same thing you wouldn’t want a bunch of people who had no clue finding out!! expecially people that you see all the time. sal

phil: who the fuck is sal?

raymi: no idea.

phil: thanks sal, you fucking genius, good thing i used a FAKE FUCKING NAME you fucking moronic dick.

raymi: the only way adan’s story got out is if adan bragged to the town that he is known as adan on my blog, got it?

sorry for being bitchy about it, just well, ok i’m not sorry.

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