we watched four brothers last nite and it was good in the respects that it was bad and a lot of cheesy cliche things happened.
here are some raymi facts because well, me! some you may know already but i don’t care.
- my dad taught me how to ride my bike without training wheels and i rode it to my friend o’neil’s house and his little brother answered and i said I CAN RIDE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS NOW! and left without waiting for o’neil and rode around some more.
- we had a siamese cat named mocha she was awesome, when my mum brought her home i said LET’S NAME HER SANDWICH!
- i was the valedictorian of my elementary school (kindergarden to grade 8) and i plan to milk that for the rest of my life.
- my brother use to shoot gi.joe missiles into my dollhouse after i would spend three hours arranging everything perfectly.
- my brother use to go LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN LAUREN and point in my face and say YOU LOOK LIKE….MY LITTLE PONY! and i wanted to murder him.
- i put a junior mint up my nose once and it melted and exploded down my nasal passage ever since i hate chocolate mint flavor.
- i played soccer when i was in grade one and our team never scored a goal but we were really good at kicking the ball into our own net.
- on the way to the soccer pizza party where they handed out trophies to the loser kids my dad got a speeding ticket.
- an earwig fell into my mouth once.
- i told my grade five teacher in front of the entire class that black people drive black cars and she was south african and her husband was black, which i did not know at the time.
- i pick my nose.
- when people touch the chair i am sitting on it means they have a death wish.
- after a few drinks i cannot control the volume of my voice and my hearing gets a little weak which means i talk even louder.
- at the community centre in the complex we use to live in i lied and said i was allergic to raisins cos i didn’t want to eat the raisin cookies we were making i wanted the chocolate chip ones and then sherri our babysitter, same youth leader whatever asked my brother if it was true if i was allergic to raisins and i heard from the kitchen and flew into the livingroom with my arms out like an airplane screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHAWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- the same babysitter let us watch new jack city, i was four.
more later.