merkley??? says:

i like to tell people what to do — did you notice?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

lets talk about how good my blog is

merkley??? says:

surprise

merkley??? says:

one thing i think about your blog is this:

merkley??? says:

people keep saying they like it because it’s so honest and whatnot

merkley??? says:

i think it’s interesting because of what you withold

raymi says:

what am i witholding

merkley??? says:

thats why people keep coming back

merkley??? says:

not so much informationally

merkley??? says:

but funny people have a different way of protecting themselves

raymi says:

what theyre waiting for some new buttload of gossip?

merkley??? says:

the humor

raymi says:

exactly

merkley??? says:

leaves just enough mystery

raymi says:

but i am not holding anything back

raymi says:

i think ive given all i can give

merkley??? says:

those might not be the right words

raymi says:

i talked about shitting my pants about going crazy about drinking about crying and theres suppose to be more?!?!

raymi says:

i was trying to be dramatic

merkley??? says:

yeah i was definitely using the wrong words

raymi says:

u know how celebrities go you think you know me but you dont? well in my case they do so fuck off and stop demanding more

merkley??? says:

when there is mystery, what causes it?

raymi says:

manipulation

raymi says:

is there a mystery to me?

merkley??? says:

well

merkley??? says:

of course

merkley??? says:

ok

merkley??? says:

if people knew EVERYTHING about you they wouldnt come back

raymi says:

well they know everything up to an hour ago

merkley??? says:

but there is enough mystery that people want to know more

raymi says:

like what!??! how many hairs i have in my anus?