phildorkynist.
i want to join/start a movie club for old ladies and we will only watch fluff movies like before sunset and disney movies starring eddie murphy and we will get together once a week and one day out of the blue i’ll stand up during our discussion circle and talk a whole lot of shit about everything we have ever viewed until they’ll be all, “well, i never…” and i’ll be like WHAT?! YOU NEVER SAW A GOOD MOVIE IN YO’ LIFE BEEEE-ITCH! THAT’S RIIIGHT! THIS CLUB IS OVER!
then i’ll go snap snap snap with my fingers in the letter ‘z’ in the air and violently flip a plastic chair over.
these are the things i think about in the bath.
deep down i love shitty movies. and music. and tv shows.
