my hands are fluorescent yellow from the turmeric powder, wonderful.
i just came back from the coffee shop and there were two little fucker kids in stollers having a conversation that sounded like this BRAAAAA HAHAHAH HAHA AAAAHHH SCREEEEEEEEECH BAM BAM AHHGHHHHHHHH AGH RAAAAAAAAAAAH BA BA BAB BAAAAbabababab and the girl is like what will it be and i say a medium coffee and a tranq dart gun.
i’m working on a script and i might have a job in a hair salon if i want it.
