i really miss my black hair.
tomorrow i’m having my roots done finally and i am going to demand all of the platinum in the universe so my dark eyebrows can stand out more than they already do and i will never ever wash my hair again because it will be dryer than hay and i can put it in different arty arrangements and people will go excuse me eccentric person coming through, no wait, i will be the one saying that to them.
if my hair was black i would probably win the lottery.
i walked to the supermarket with a stupid hat on and an even gayer scarf and these terminator sunglasses and i looked like a penishead loser and every step of the way there i thought about how if i saw me walking to the supermarket from my car i’d be like, you are gay and be pointing.
