indiko isn’t working right now. ung. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!?!?!?

it’s funny how a whole bunch of dogs makes you 80 per cent lazier than you already are and you feel like you should be wearing a big ugly sweater with dogs on it that also sings raindrops keep falling on my head deet deet deet and so on.

one of my elementary school teachers had a christmas sweater with a christmas tree on it and it had tiny coloured lights on it that lit up when she pressed this button. i was like cooooooooool but really i was thinking not coooooooool and i asked her how she washed it and i think i made her feel bad. what else is new.

top five things i am good at

being mean
pretending to not be mean
picking my ear
blinking
saying, “don’t harp on my constitution” when someone is nagging me

how about that internet? it’s pretty neat.

i’m gonna be 22 soon.

march 31.

i’m so cool i was born on the ultimate last day of a month. maybe i should write a rap song about THAT!

yo excuse me march thirty one
all you other dates of the year better run
everyone was jealous of me at school
one day shy of bein’ an april fool
so i’m eating some cake with ice cream innit
dude abracadabra bling blang shizzit

biotch!